Not Now Cato

BHA worried about these punts yet say sweet fa when one of Prescott's hacks up at 6/4 first time in a handicap (and usually over half a mile further than in its maidens). Not one word said.

Tip for tomorrow - Doncaster 3.30 Under The Covers. This will be punted tomorrow. Fill yer boots!

Tip for tomorrow - Doncaster 3.30 Under The Covers. This will be punted tomorrow. Fill yer boots!

1. Spurs v Liverpool 2. Bournemouth v Leicester City 3. Huddersfield v Crystal Palace 4. Watford v Man Utd 5. Wolves v Burnley Centipede v Richie Jake v Lucy (D, AW, AW, AW, D) Hotshots v Markymark 4houghts v Poker (D, D, D, D, D) Blampy v David (D, D, AW, D, AW) Tie of theWeek Jollyman v Hackz (AW, HW, D, HW, HW) RocknRolla v Denman Sirbetsalot v Kinkerbells Villalad v Crunchie NotNowCato (AW,AW,D,HW,D) v Devon Eagle Nice and early!

Yeah that's no problem Crunchie

Someone can replace me in this competition.

Take me out of the football competition then, you sad creature.

I've been ill and in hospital. Cretin.

Haydock 13.50 Elegiac NB 14.25 Here Comes When NAP 15.35 Bullington Boy 16.15 Harry Angel Ascot 14.45 Gilgamesh 15.55 First Eleven Kempton 14.05 Enable 15.15 Gossiping

I'm in

YORK 13.50 Lord Glitters 14.25 Corgi NB 15.00 Above the Rest 15.35 Mountain Bell EW GOODWOOD 14.05 Beat the Bank 14.40 Posted 15.15 Flaming Spear NAP

1.55 Angels Hideaway 30pts WIN 2.25 Kodyanna 30pts WIN 3.35 Laurens 40pts WIN

Game Week 3 FIXTURES...provided by our very own BLAMPY!!! 1. Bournemouth v Everton 2. Fulham v Burnley 3. Huddersfield v Cardiff Shitheads 4. Watford v Crystal Palace 5. Man Utd v Spurs HEAD TO HEADS..... Sirbetsalot v Blampy Hackz v Crunchie Jake v Villalad David v Kinkerbells 4houghts v Markymark Not Now Cato (HW,HW,AW,AW,AW) v Lucy ( HW, D, D, HW, AW ) Richie v Brownman RocknRolla v Poker Jollyman ( D, HW, HW, HW, D ) v Hotshots Denman v Centipede (AW, HW, HW, HW, D)

1.55 El Astronaute 30pts WIN 3.35 Latrobe 20pts EW 4.15 Graceland 30pts WIN

NEWBURY 13.50 Boitron 14.25 Raymond Tusk 15.00 Charles Molson 15.35 Dream of Dreams NB NEWMARKET 14.45 Count Otto NAP RIPON 14.05 Patrick 15.15 Brian the Snail