VillaLad

I couldn’t go to sleep last night so I lay on the edge of the bed I soon dropped off…

Haydock 13:25 Gustav Holst 14:00 Haveyoumissedme 14:35 Outgate NAP 15:10 Caturra NB 15:45 White Lavender Goodwood 1.45 War In Heaven 2.15 Ad Infintum Curragh 15:20 Ivy League York 14:55 Copper Knight 15:30 Glenartley

Very nice @Solario333 well done sir I doff my cap

Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

Is that random name picker what you use to select your horses for the guests ansum

Anybody who picks there NAP E/W gets called a fanny by me I’m sorry it’s just customary

NEWBURY 13.35 Hierarachy 14.10 Eshaada NB 14.45 Marsoul 15.20 Alcohol Free NAP NEWMARKET 13.50 Groundbreaker 14.25 Auditor 15.00 Shine So Bright

He won’t be able to afford a freddo just yet though

Amber turd

@philinvicta nice start to the day mate we’ll done

@Blacko sounds about right

@Blacko I think @Jok3st3r is trying to tell you something with her selection

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