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37 minutes ago, Cheryl T T said:

WTF is wrong with you?

Gloating about reducing gambling debts by gambling your way out?

The house always wins in the end.

To anyone viewing this post. This is a man who took loans out in his mum's name. 

This is nothing to be proud of.

My bills were paid for the month £600... I deposited £70 I won $2k and what? are u ok?

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3 hours ago, Blacko said:

Threatening a woman, classy.

I missed the threat, but all I will say is who is going to take it seriously?

1 - how is anyone going to be intimidated by a fat lazy bellend who can't walk due to bad knees 

2 - he can't exactly meet up or go round to someone's for a straightener as that would require physical effort and travelling (which he doesn't like doing)

3 - can't afford the fuel costs anyway

4 - my money would be on Cheryl 

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6 hours ago, crazyrightmeow said:

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Ahhh the classic. Did you know that people often misquote this film as there is an extended version. 

The original quote is "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

The uncut version that was missing from theatrical release is:

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy (who owes me a lot of money and won't help around the house)

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10 minutes ago, andywilliams11872 said:

Ahhh the classic. Did you know that people often misquote this film as there is an extended version. 

The original quote is "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

The uncut version that was missing from theatrical release is:

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy (who owes me a lot of money and won't help around the house)

He will soon become a millionaire from gambling. From rags to riches one pragmatic at the time.

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19 minutes ago, crazyrightmeow said:

He will soon become a millionaire from gambling. From rags to riches one pragmatic at the time.

Those pragmatic bonus buys are lethal. You could take ur phone into the toilet with you and emerge 10 minutes later with both ur bowels and bank account emptied. 

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4 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Those pragmatic bonus buys are lethal. You could take ur phone into the toilet with you and emerge 10 minutes later with both ur bowels and bank account emptied. 

They are hardman. For me one of the shittiest providers out there to buy bonuses on. I rather play natural way for a 100 or 200 spins.

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4 hours ago, andywilliams11872 said:

I missed the threat, but all I will say is who is going to take it seriously?

1 - how is anyone going to be intimidated by a fat lazy bellend who can't walk due to bad knees 

2 - he can't exactly meet up or go round to someone's for a straightener as that would require physical effort and travelling (which he doesn't like doing)

3 - can't afford the fuel costs anyway

4 - my money would be on Cheryl 

To be fair Andy I would offer @Cheryl T T a straightener any day of the week. I would simply take a dive and let her suffocate me to death with those huge chebs she’s proud of 😂

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3 minutes ago, crazyrightmeow said:

They are hardman. For me one of the shittiest providers out there to buy bonuses on. I rather play natural way for a 100 or 200 spins.

Absolutely brutal. All those fruit party fuckers pay nothing, doghouse is absolutely brutal ( and predictable ) and all those slots with the gods who drop multipliers with no fucking decent wins to match. Not a fan tbh.

Im a stubborn fucker who’s too stupid to call it a day. It ain’t pragmatic but that mental slot is doing my head in.. never paid anything decent yet Rolla and the bandit fucking empty the guts of it in no time.. really need to buy the big boy bonus buy I reckon and I ain’t paying €200 for it. 

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31 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Absolutely brutal. All those fruit party fuckers pay nothing, doghouse is absolutely brutal ( and predictable ) and all those slots with the gods who drop multipliers with no fucking decent wins to match. Not a fan tbh.

Im a stubborn fucker who’s too stupid to call it a day. It ain’t pragmatic but that mental slot is doing my head in.. never paid anything decent yet Rolla and the bandit fucking empty the guts of it in no time.. really need to buy the big boy bonus buy I reckon and I ain’t paying €200 for it. 

I can't make heads nor tails of that Mental slot, wins that looks like it's massive pays nothing and stuff that look like nothing pays massive.

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38 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Absolutely brutal. All those fruit party fuckers pay nothing, doghouse is absolutely brutal ( and predictable ) and all those slots with the gods who drop multipliers with no fucking decent wins to match. Not a fan tbh.

Im a stubborn fucker who’s too stupid to call it a day. It ain’t pragmatic but that mental slot is doing my head in.. never paid anything decent yet Rolla and the bandit fucking empty the guts of it in no time.. really need to buy the big boy bonus buy I reckon and I ain’t paying €200 for it. 

You defo have to buy the big bonus on mental to stand a chance unless you're lucky enough to choose the random one which occasionally will drop the big one in.

From watching Bandit and rolla play mental seems that you need no wins for the first 8 spins, then the second to last pays bigger. Kind of spoils it really

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2 hours ago, david1111 said:

You defo have to buy the big bonus on mental to stand a chance unless you're lucky enough to choose the random one which occasionally will drop the big one in.

From watching Bandit and rolla play mental seems that you need no wins for the first 8 spins, then the second to last pays bigger. Kind of spoils it really

Yep it has a tell like you said.

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