Solario333 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 Here I am .. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 56 minutes ago, Solario333 said: Here I am .. I expected to see a parting of the waves 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy_M Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 I just been treated to a weatherspoons burger...for my birthday. Bloody restaurant we'd booked is closed due to staff shortages and we didn't get any notification Going home to sulk and watch Arsenal get stuffed violins please 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Chrissy_M said: I just been treated to a weatherspoons burger...for my birthday. Bloody restaurant we'd booked is closed due to staff shortages and we didn't get any notification Going home to sulk and watch Arsenal get stuffed violins please Happy birthday Edited April 26, 2023 by david1111 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Happy birthday for yesterday @Chrissy_M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 13 hours ago, Chrissy_M said: I just been treated to a weatherspoons burger...for my birthday. Bloody restaurant we'd booked is closed due to staff shortages and we didn't get any notification Going home to sulk and watch Arsenal get stuffed violins please Happy birthday @Chrissy_M 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 18 hours ago, david1111 said: I expected to see a parting of the waves I expected to see the villagers push him back into the sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 17 hours ago, Chrissy_M said: I just been treated to a weatherspoons burger...for my birthday. Bloody restaurant we'd booked is closed due to staff shortages and we didn't get any notification Going home to sulk and watch Arsenal get stuffed violins please Bloody weatherspoons for ur 50th birthday @Chrissy_M, tell that fella of urs to dig deeper into his stash of torn fivers and take u somewhere decent. Happy Birthday lassie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Blacko said: Bloody weatherspoons for ur 50th birthday @Chrissy_M, tell that fella of urs to dig deeper into his stash of torn fivers and take u somewhere decent. Happy Birthday lassie. Beats the bag of chips a battered Mars and sharing an irn Bru treat she might of got from you ! And you looking forward to a battered sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Happy birthday @Chrissy_M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, Chrissy_M said: Bloody restaurant we'd booked is closed due to staff shortages and we didn't get any notification Going home to sulk Ahh that was a shame @Chrissy_M Edited April 27, 2023 by Bangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, philinvicta said: Beats the bag of chips a battered Mars and sharing an irn Bru treat she might of got from you ! And you looking forward to a battered sausage How dare you Sir!!!, wee @Chrissy_M is one of these tidy ladies in her 50s, you can’t just sit her down to a deep fried mars bar.. she would be expecting at least scallops at the duck bay marina, anything less and she will piss off with someone else. I took the current Mrs Blacko to Wetherspoons when we first met, I cut a voucher out the Airdrie and Coatbridge advertiser and the rest is history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 3 minutes ago, Blacko said: she would be expecting at least scallops at the duck bay marina Step in @Solario333 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 23 minutes ago, david1111 said: Step in @Solario333 I reckon ur sneaking about with wee Christie hardman!, I’m not buying into all this creeping about catching cats at the weekend. Auld @Solario333 has no shortage of wimmin hanging off his arm and @philinvicta is too miserable to buy her a meal so I’m surmising you two are doing the bizzo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Happy Belated Birthday @Chrissy_M P.S. @Blacko said you're in your 50's but I'm not mentioning it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 25 minutes ago, Blacko said: I reckon ur sneaking about with wee Christie hardman!, I’m not buying into all this creeping about catching cats at the weekend. Auld @Solario333 has no shortage of wimmin hanging off his arm and @philinvicta is too miserable to buy her a meal so I’m surmising you two are doing the bizzo. I am like @Solario333 I can cook no need for Wetherspoons or living on takeaways 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said: Happy Belated Birthday @Chrissy_M P.S. @Blacko said you're in your 50's but I'm not mentioning it She’s a wee cracker, I’d put her down as mid 40s never 50. Can’t remember what she looks like now tbh as she’s replaced her avatar with some fleabag cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, philinvicta said: I am like @Solario333 I can cook no need for Wetherspoons or living on takeaways Women expect to be wined and dined Phil, not sat down to cheesy pasta with the racing channel blaring away in the background. Edited April 27, 2023 by Blacko 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 35 minutes ago, Blacko said: I reckon ur sneaking about with wee Christie hardman!, I’m not buying into all this creeping about catching cats at the weekend. Auld @Solario333 has no shortage of wimmin hanging off his arm and @philinvicta is too miserable to buy her a meal so I’m surmising you two are doing the bizzo. I wouldn't be that lucky mate 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Blacko said: Women expect to be wined and dined Phil, not sat down to cheesy pasta with the racing channel blaring away in the background. I know I learnt from the best ! Edited April 27, 2023 by philinvicta 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, david1111 said: I wouldn't be that lucky mate I know mate, knowing ur luck u would end up with @Jok3st3r 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Blacko said: I know mate, knowing ur luck u would end up with @Jok3st3r Oi, you trolling me or what. No one is that unlucky 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 @Blacko imagine rolling off @Jok3st3r after giving her a good seeing to and she’s lay there with a satisfied look and she then presses the well done button 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, VillaLad said: @Blacko imagine rolling off @Jok3st3r after giving her a good seeing to and she’s lay there with a satisfied look and she then presses the well done button Yes but would it be bog standard... Or the more epic... 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 9 minutes ago, Jok3st3r said: Yes but would it be bog standard... Or the more epic... Well that would depend on his performance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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