david1111 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 So I've been home this afternoon and watched daytime TV. Thank god I work as I couldn't sit and watch that every day. I've nearly ended up sponsoring a donkey, sending water to Africa, arranging a funeral plan, buying a verisure alarm and making a will and leaving everything to the lifeboats. Oh and next time I go to a restaurant I'll order the gravalax 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pstaker Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 When I was a lad, skipping school meant some great gameshows...chain letters, Going for Gold, Runway, Pyramid game and many more. If I am off work now, its Frasier in the background for an hour in the morning, and thats my tv done until Countdown, Pointless, and The Chase. Hope people dont take this the wrong way, but all those ads, my son always says "instead of sending them money, send them contraceptives" To be fair though, im not a really big tv watcher. Mostly sport, and things like Gold to reminisce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, 1pstaker said: When I was a lad, skipping school meant some great gameshows...chain letters, Going for Gold, Runway, Pyramid game and many more When I was a lad, skipping school meant searching the woods for porno mags. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Blacko said: When I was a lad, skipping school meant searching the woods for porno mags. Don't you mean trying to find where you hid them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, david1111 said: Don't you mean trying to find where you hid them I did the Tennents brewery tour today and got a picture of the lager lovelies.  1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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david1111 Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 4 minutes ago, Blacko said: I did the Tennents brewery tour today and got a picture of the lager lovelies.  Penny looks appealing which is slightly ironic as I'm currently watching big bang theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, david1111 said: Penny looks appealing which is slightly ironic as I'm currently watching big bang theory Even had auld @Solario333 first pint in there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pstaker Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 21 minutes ago, Blacko said: When I was a lad, skipping school meant searching the woods for porno mags. Searching the woods? Did your dad not have a stash in the wardrobe then? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 minute ago, 1pstaker said: Searching the woods? Did your dad not have a stash in the wardrobe then? He did, but he got tired of ending up in narnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solario333 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) I have had many a pint of tennents in the 70s ... it is a great lager !! Edited March 29, 2023 by Solario333 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Solario333 said: I have had many a pint of tennents in the 70s ... it is a great lager !! I wager that Linda from the 1979 collection was @Solario333 choice of can back then, accompanied by a dram of Brandy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Blacko said: I wager that Linda from the 1979 collection was @Solario333 choice of can back then, accompanied by a dram of Brandy. The only Linda I remember from that era was Lucardi Edited March 29, 2023 by david1111 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Blacko said: When I was a lad, skipping school meant searching the woods for porno mags. You can stop now you left school ages ago bigman 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kings lynn Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Blacko said: I did the Tennents brewery tour today and got a picture of the lager lovelies.  This looks like the lyrics to Mambo No. 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Young guys nowadays are totally spoiled with their babestation tv and internet porn, the girl on the cover of your mums knitting magazine just does not cut in any more. Â 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 29 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: Young guys nowadays are totally spoiled with their babestation tv and internet porn, the girl on the cover of your mums knitting magazine just does not cut in any more. Â Strange isn't it how my little old innocent TV thread somehow turned into a retro soft porn topic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 20 minutes ago, david1111 said: Strange isn't it how my little old innocent TV thread somehow turned into a retro soft porn topic I would say this one of the least strange turnabout threads David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: Young guys nowadays are totally spoiled with their babestation tv and internet porn, the girl on the cover of your mums knitting magazine just does not cut in any more.  My old man told me that back in his day the only suggestive material was a drawing of a girdle advertised in the Sunday Post , reminds me of the Victorian days where they would burn chairs as the legs looked suggestive 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 So back on topic, watching tipping point which is so cringeable. Guy gets cocky as pissing it and starts flirting with the bird stood next to him. I'd be fuming if I got an unlucky dangling wedge on the end or a rider (I know the clique chat). I'd be hating the lucky git who won through. Also after all the years this has been on people still don't know when to push the button, unreal! I'd be an expert with my arcade experience since I was 2  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 23 minutes ago, david1111 said: So back on topic, watching tipping point which is so cringeable. Guy gets cocky as pissing it and starts flirting with the bird stood next to him. I'd be fuming if I got an unlucky dangling wedge on the end or a rider (I know the clique chat). I'd be hating the lucky git who won through. Also after all the years this has been on people still don't know when to push the button, unreal! I'd be an expert with my arcade experience since I was 2  Always the same set up on tipping point, 1 tidy young bird, 1 young guy and two old fucks. Some shit for brains gets a lucky drop then they get first go at the second round ( which I can’t understand). Same shit for brains makes final only to be unable to answer the most basic general knowledge questions.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, david1111 said: So back on topic, watching tipping point which is so cringeable. Guy gets cocky as pissing it and starts flirting with the bird stood next to him. I'd be fuming if I got an unlucky dangling wedge on the end or a rider (I know the clique chat). I'd be hating the lucky git who won through. Also after all the years this has been on people still don't know when to push the button, unreal! I'd be an expert with my arcade experience since I was 2  You’ve got levels of intellect on these shows. University challenge and pointless being the top end and tipping point being the dregs of society. What fruit is yellow and curved and begins with B? Is it a Cherry Ben? Fucking morons 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 I’ve had to turn tipping point off in the past. When they get to the final Ben asks after every question what drop zone. Like they’d go for anything other than the drop zone that the jackpot counter is in. But low and behold I’ve seen several people go for a different drop zone. For what reason is anyone’s guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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david1111 Posted March 30, 2023 Author Share Posted March 30, 2023 26 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: Â Oh dear. Best to play dumb and say nothing than make a complete idiot of yourself on national tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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