750 units up after 5555 live spins, all the haters can eat my shorts

[Zen Master 49]

Kon Tiki Roulette on the tubes,  every spin streamed live so the naysayers cannot say nay

Put that in your pipes and smoke it boyos

[Zen Master 49]

Its Oh So Quiet    

[Gkell727 6,357]

22 minutes ago, Zen Master said:

Its Oh So Quiet    

Mate nobody gives a shit about your 0.10p spins on a roulette wheel. 

[Zen Master 49]

7 hours ago, Gkell727 said:

Mate nobody gives a shit about your 0.10p spins on a roulette wheel. 

ooh, temper temper, did somebody spank their dough today

[Solario333 11,415]

as a matter of interest how many hours of spins is that ? and does it translate the same at a £1 stake . if not its useless as it does not have a reasonable return for the time spent .... 

ie 5555 spins is at least 31 hours for a £75 return ... £2.42 an hour .... 

[crazyrightmeow 4,511]

[Gkell727 6,357]

9 hours ago, Zen Master said:

ooh, temper temper, did somebody spank their dough today

Yeah yeah that’s it you’ve got it now 

[Zen Master 49]

Such a nice welcoming community, wish I'd joined earlier, the encouragement is underwhelming

[Zen Master 49]

3 hours ago, Solario333 said:

as a matter of interest how many hours of spins is that ? and does it translate the same at a £1 stake . if not its useless as it does not have a reasonable return for the time spent .... 

ie 5555 spins is at least 31 hours for a £75 return ... £2.42 an hour .... 

Translates to any stake, but the bankroll is 4300 units, so for a pound stake you would need 4300 pounds, if this works I plan to slowly shift through the gears and switch up to 20p units once I hit 860 quid, 4300 x 30p units at 1,290 quid etc. So I started with 430 quid and currently at 510 quid. Not worth the time and effort currently, but hopefully it will be once I level up.

[VillaLad 8,344]

1 hour ago, Zen Master said:

if this works 

why are you going on like billy big bollocks saying eat your shorts Fucking Bart Simpson over here, And telling us to put in our pipes n smoke it But then you say “if this works” 10p spins aswell  

[VillaLad 8,344]

So at 10p spins your 75 units up so that makes a grand total of £7.50 after 5,555 spins I’d rather rub stinging nettles on my gonads 

[Blacko 12,388]

40 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Fucking Bart Simpson over here

I had done a TGC Simpsons character list with almost everyone on here on it.. how random is that

Edited November 4, 2022 by Blacko

[Chair Slots 3,042]

Well done on your good fortune!

make no mistake though - keep doing what you are doing and you will lose. It is a mathematical certainty.

[Gkell727 6,357]

1 hour ago, Blacko said:

I had done a TGC Simpsons character list with almost everyone on here on it.. how random is that

Why do I have a feeling I’m Mr Burns 

[Blacko 12,388]

20 minutes ago, Gkell727 said:

Why do I have a feeling I’m Mr Burns 

 I might even post it hardman, only one character for you.

 

[philinvicta 11,265]

3 minutes ago, Blacko said:

 I might even post it hardman, only one character for you.

 

I wonder who you are going to upset by attaching Selma and Patty to.   

Edited November 4, 2022 by philinvicta

[Zen Master 49]

2 hours ago, VillaLad said:

So at 10p spins your 75 units up so that makes a grand total of £7.50 after 5,555 spins I’d rather rub stinging nettles on my gonads 

tell me a joke

[Chair Slots 3,042]

55 minutes ago, Gkell727 said:

Why do I have a feeling I’m Mr Burns 

I’m his chair then.

[VillaLad 8,344]

45 minutes ago, Zen Master said:

tell me a joke

Paddy in weatherspoons: ”how much is the lager”  Barman says £4 a pint £7 a pitcher, Paddy says I’ll just have a pint fuck the photo 

[VillaLad 8,344]

1 hour ago, Blacko said:

I might even post it hardman

Go on post it

[Blacko 12,388]

55 minutes ago, Zen Master said:

tell me a joke

Unluckiest man in the world.. bought a box of After Eight mints and died at half Seven. 

 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Blacko

[Zen Master 49]

2 hours ago, Blacko said:

Unluckiest man in the world.. bought a box of After Eight mints and died at half Seven. 

 

What did Michael Jackson pass round after dinner and coffee

[Zen Master 49]

2 hours ago, VillaLad said:

Paddy in weatherspoons: ”how much is the lager”  Barman says £4 a pint £7 a pitcher, Paddy says I’ll just have a pint fuck the photo 

Patrick says to Seamus, I know how to make fake 10 pence coins, Seamus says fuck off Paddy you tart, Patrick pulls one out of his pocket and say looky here Seamus, Seamus says bugger me sideways, how on earth did you do that, Patrick says 'Its easy Seamus, I just filed the straight edges off of one of dem 50 pence coins'

[Zen Master 49]

On 04/11/2022 at 18:37, Chair Slots said:

Why does Noddy have big ears?

Because he’s a *banned word*

Two cows in a field, one cow goes moo, the other cow says, you bastard I was gonna say that

[Aarongeorge1989 712]

On 04/11/2022 at 19:06, VillaLad said:

Paddy in weatherspoons: ”how much is the lager”  Barman says £4 a pint £7 a pitcher, Paddy says I’ll just have a pint fuck the photo 

The pitcher is free after 5,555 roulette spins though. Bargain.