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14 minutes ago, Jok3st3r said:

Which tossers do you think Cheryl? 🤔 

Denman or That dodgy solicitor that stole that money 😆   Ah yes Nathan

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Jesus and I thought Solario talked out his ring piece 

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21 minutes ago, Gkell727 said:

Jesus and I thought Solario talked out his ring piece 

Be honest now 

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1 hour ago, Cheryl T T said:

Oh do tell….

It’s a toss up between tossers 😂

Snitches get stitches 

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6 hours ago, Nostradamus said:

A lesson learnt is always a good thing as you well know, However sometimes people get caught out, Then repeat the very same thing, and end up in a nightmare cycle of sadness. 

Your not one of them @Chair Slots your practically an OG

Thanks. Maybe I just need to eat less Sugar Puffs.

Oh, and it’s *you’re.

There, we’ve both helped each other today 👍

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Hello @Nostradamus 

It's been a while, water under the bridge you may say.

Two questions from me.

Whist swapping from my swim shorts to walking shorts yesterday afternoon I felt like some discs grinded together. I know sit here the next morning in a painful situation. What can I do to make the pain go away?

Am sure you'll know this one?

Where is the best place to change your name?

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2 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said:

@Nostradamus

What is the difference between a Millipede and a Centipede?

Ones called a millipede and the other is called Nostradamus?

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11 minutes ago, Chair Slots said:

Who needs a thousand legs, seriously!? 😂

Wonder if any little tiny creatures hunt them and kill them,  then a thousand of them think at the BBQ ...............RIGHT!  a leg each 

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1 hour ago, MrUKHackz said:

@Nostradamus

What is the difference between a Millipede and a Centipede?

There a few differences but the main ones are the legs, Millepedes have 2 sets of legs per segment, where Centipede has 1 there placement of legs alters aswell, one being on the side one being directly underneath, Oddly there is also a similarity between the Millipede defensive mechanism and your very own @Chair Slots as one threatened it releases a smelly secretion (maybe in a rag) 

There are other differences aswell, diet one mainly eats vegetation whilst the other eats insects.

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5 hours ago, therealwintersoldier said:

Hello @Nostradamus 

It's been a while, water under the bridge you may say.

Two questions from me.

Whist swapping from my swim shorts to walking shorts yesterday afternoon I felt like some discs grinded together. I know sit here the next morning in a painful situation. What can I do to make the pain go away?

Am sure you'll know this one?

Where is the best place to change your name?

Good morning @therealwintersoldier thank you for your question i am sorry to hear your in such pain, may i ask what colour shorts you were wearing?

Your second question is easier, where in the World do you reside? 

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23 minutes ago, Nostradamus said:

Good morning @therealwintersoldier thank you for your question i am sorry to hear your in such pain, may i ask what colour shorts you were wearing?

Your second question is easier, where in the World do you reside? 

Thought it would be easier to show you as need a solid solution.

The Gambling Community 

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13 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Welcome @Nostradamus 

@VillaLad many thanks you are a ray of sunshine on TGC many people have a face as long as Livery Street.

Are there any of lifes questions you want answering? 

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2 minutes ago, therealwintersoldier said:

Thought it would be easier to show you as need a solid solution.

The Gambling Community 

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Correct me i might be wrong, Is that not the fabled @Chair Slots rag? 

@Chair Slots any errors in my grammar please alert me.

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@therealwintersoldier 

The disks are filled with a gelatinous substance, called the nucleus pulposus, which provides cushioning to the spinal column as you well know, I feel your best action is to visit a Massage Parlour, there are many specialist ones and maybe one in your Country, I would advise going for one which offers a Happy Ending, Other than that stay strong and mobile, common practice was for many years to rest a back, now you have to adopt the Mad Stuntman approach.

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19 minutes ago, Nostradamus said:

@VillaLad many thanks you are a ray of sunshine on TGC many people have a face as long as Livery Street.

Are there any of lifes questions you want answering? 

Why are pizzas round and come in square boxes and are also cut into triangles 🤔

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3 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Why are pizzas round and come in square boxes and are also cut into triangles 🤔

All to do with manufacturing costs, and its cheaper to make, They are cut into Triangles as that is the most common way to divide a Circle equally.

 

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15 minutes ago, Nostradamus said:

All to do with manufacturing costs, and its cheaper to make, They are cut into Triangles as that is the most common way to divide a Circle equally.

 

Thanks for that I will sleep better tonight 

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40 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Why are pizzas round and come in square boxes and are also cut into triangles 🤔

He's nostradamus mate, not bloody pythagorus 

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As @Rocknrolla would say its all love, Im awaiting eagerly for the Big Man to ask me a question, Im sure it will be thought provoking and hopefully not about Watfords chances this year.

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20 minutes ago, Nostradamus said:

As @Rocknrolla would say its all love, Im awaiting eagerly for the Big Man to ask me a question, Im sure it will be thought provoking and hopefully not about Watfords chances this year.

What is the meaning of life and what happens when you die?

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