Blacko Posted July 11, 2022 Share Posted July 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Chrissy_M said: Not sure I'd class Covid as a cold, more flu! Anyway, you've seen my bedroom curtains now Blacko... Does that mean my odds have slashed to 25/1? You can set the odds any way you like honey bun. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Nooooooooooo!!!!! into the 30s Amber warning of extreme heat Starts: 00:00 BST on Sun 17 July Ends: 23:59 BST on Sun 17 July Some exceptionally high temperatures are possible during Sunday and could lead to widespread impacts on people and infrastructure. - Population-wide adverse health effects are likely to be experienced, not limited to those most vulnerable to extreme heat, leading to potential serious illness or danger to life. Government advice is that 999 services should be used in emergencies only; seek advice from 111 if you need non-emergency health advice. - Substantial changes in working practices and daily routines likely to be required - Significantly more people are likely to visit coastal areas, lakes and rivers leading to increased risk of water safety incidents - Delays on roads and road closures are possible, along with delays and cancellations to rail and air travel, with potential for significant welfare issues for those who experience even moderate delays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 1 hour ago, david1111 said: Nooooooooooo!!!!! into the 30s Amber warning of extreme heat Starts: 00:00 BST on Sun 17 July Ends: 23:59 BST on Sun 17 July Some exceptionally high temperatures are possible during Sunday and could lead to widespread impacts on people and infrastructure. - Population-wide adverse health effects are likely to be experienced, not limited to those most vulnerable to extreme heat, leading to potential serious illness or danger to life. Government advice is that 999 services should be used in emergencies only; seek advice from 111 if you need non-emergency health advice. - Substantial changes in working practices and daily routines likely to be required - Significantly more people are likely to visit coastal areas, lakes and rivers leading to increased risk of water safety incidents - Delays on roads and road closures are possible, along with delays and cancellations to rail and air travel, with potential for significant welfare issues for those who experience even moderate delays Thanks for the advice Dave. I won’t panic too much as the odds of getting sunstroke in Scotland are on par with getting struck by lightning. The citizens of London will be collapsing in the streets due to the heat wave whilst the children in Glasgow build snowmen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, Blacko said: Thanks for the advice Dave. I won’t panic too much as the odds of getting sunstroke in Scotland are on par with getting struck by lightning. The citizens of London will be collapsing in the streets due to the heat wave whilst the children in Glasgow build snowmen. Disclaimer, not my words. Google weather 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, david1111 said: Disclaimer, not my words. Google weather Don’t need Google weather up here pal, to quote Billy Connolly “ Scotland has two seasons.. June and Winter “ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Blacko said: Don’t need Google weather up here pal, to quote Billy Connolly “ Scotland has two seasons.. June and Winter “ Don't work for the Scottish tourist board will you mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 5 hours ago, david1111 said: Nooooooooooo!!!!! into the 30s Amber warning of extreme heat Starts: 00:00 BST on Sun 17 July Ends: 23:59 BST on Sun 17 July Some exceptionally high temperatures are possible during Sunday and could lead to widespread impacts on people and infrastructure. - Population-wide adverse health effects are likely to be experienced, not limited to those most vulnerable to extreme heat, leading to potential serious illness or danger to life. Government advice is that 999 services should be used in emergencies only; seek advice from 111 if you need non-emergency health advice. - Substantial changes in working practices and daily routines likely to be required - Significantly more people are likely to visit coastal areas, lakes and rivers leading to increased risk of water safety incidents - Delays on roads and road closures are possible, along with delays and cancellations to rail and air travel, with potential for significant welfare issues for those who experience even moderate delays 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Been a bit of rain up here today in Scotlandshire It's been pure heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Was light rain up here for about an hour - 14:00 ish Now turned out a really stunning warm night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bangers Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Nice and cool up here today . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 I'm all set for the "too many falling leaves" crisis come Autumn. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Nice cool morning again up this end Woke up about 5am and had a look out an open window and there wasn't a single bit of breeze, weird atmosphere The gulls about my hood are just bonkers mental just now, Soooo loud from about 04:00 onwards, they were swooping down last week pretty aggressively, seen two big feckers chase a Cat the other day, poor little thing was minding it's own business just chilling on the path, 2 big gulls started swooping and the cat was off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 DAAAM! It was hot up here the day, even along the coast with the tide right in it was hot on my bald napper Gossip is tomorrow is to be hotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 I’m sick with worry up here, hottest day on record and I couldn’t sleep last night thinking @Chrissy_M @Jok3st3r @Kinkerbells @Cheryl T T @kirsty0312 and wee @lucy_tgc could end up with sunstroke. Apply plenty of oil ladies and wear something light like a bikini, probably better wearing nothing to be on the safe side. Remember and post a selfie as were considerate blokes on here who just want to make sure everything’s alright 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bangers Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Blacko said: I’m sick with worry up here, hottest day on record and I couldn’t sleep last night thinking @Chrissy_M @Jok3st3r @Kinkerbells @Cheryl T T @kirsty0312 and wee @lucy_tgc could end up with sunstroke. Apply plenty of oil ladies and wear something light like a bikini, probably better wearing nothing to be on the safe side. Remember and post a selfie as were considerate blokes on here who just want to make sure everything’s alright Mind and pass On all that good helpful info tae Mrs BlackO . . Edited July 18, 2022 by Bangers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 Be careful if your going out today I was only out for 30 mins and I’m absolutely baking 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 Is he really not allowed to move to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cheryl T T Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Blacko said: I’m sick with worry up here, hottest day on record and I couldn’t sleep last night thinking @Chrissy_M @Jok3st3r @Kinkerbells @Cheryl T T @kirsty0312 and wee @lucy_tgc could end up with sunstroke. Apply plenty of oil ladies and wear something light like a bikini, probably better wearing nothing to be on the safe side. Remember and post a selfie as were considerate blokes on here who just want to make sure everything’s alright I'm in my birthday suit, sucking ice lollies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, Cheryl T T said: I'm in my birthday suit, sucking ice lollies Holy shit… cue Viagra. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 30 minutes ago, Cheryl T T said: I'm in my birthday suit, sucking ice lollies Gis a suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheryl T T Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, VillaLad said: Gis a suck Wtf ......... Pick them horses lad. This time next month we'll be rubbing our virtual trophies in unison Edited July 18, 2022 by Cheryl T T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Cheryl T T said: Wtf ......... Pick them horses lad. This time next month we'll be rubbing our virtual trophies in unison Ooooooooh friction burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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