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Rewind to last Tuesday, I had to go to the dentist about 20 miles away for a filling, I make the trip there no problem, tooth fixed and I'm half way home where there is a stretch of fresh dual carriageway and about 4 mini roundabouts every 1/2 to 3/4 of a mile.

I don't know what it is about this stretch of road but I transform into a better looking Ken Block every time I encounter it, theres something about cornering fast in a rear wheel drive car that I never tire of, the balance is perfect, anyway by the time roundabout 4 has been taken the power steering pump has been completely starved of fluid and it starts to emit a horrible sound, I remember grimacing to myself in fear and thinking good lad its not your fault :baby:

By the time I get home the pump is what is known in mechanical terms as "wankered". I book a mobile mechanic after Jake suggested it and 2 days ago I had the pump replaced and the car was instantly back to its normal happy self or so I thought.

Fast forward to yesterday, Im exiting McDonalds onto a dual carriageway, I mean the gym not McDonalds, anyway I accelerate hard up the hill and at about 70 mph I hear this hideous bang, then a knock, then the wing mirror glass is shaking, then another crunch, then something metal hitting the bottom of the car, its wrote off, the pistons have exploded, the engine is on fire, the wheel is hanging off, something is terribly wrong :shock:

I get off the dual carriageway and nurse the car home and it takes me a few miles to realise the car is still driving, the temps are normal and the tyre sensors havn't gone off so it must still have 4 wheels, I pull over and get under the front of the car and the mechanic has not put the undertray on securely and it has fallen down on one corner and lost a screw that holds it. Basically a piece of plastic about 2ft square has made all those noises and within about 5 mins the car is fixed!!

Just thought I'd share this as I felt like Id won the lottery when it sunk in there was nothing wrong, I honestly thought Paul was going to have to buy me a new car :bigsmile:

Thanks for reading!

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10 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said:

Rewind to last Tuesday, I had to go to the dentist about 20 miles away for a filling, I make the trip there no problem, tooth fixed and I'm half way home where there is a stretch of fresh dual carriageway and about 4 mini roundabouts every 1/2 to 3/4 of a mile.

I don't know what it is about this stretch of road but I transform into a better looking Ken Block every time I encounter it, theres something about cornering fast in a rear wheel drive car that I never tire of, the balance is perfect, anyway by the time roundabout 4 has been taken the power steering pump has been completely starved of fluid and it starts to emit a horrible sound, I remember grimacing to myself in fear and thinking good lad its not your fault :baby:

By the time I get home the pump is what is known in mechanical terms as "wankered". I book a mobile mechanic after Jake suggested it and 2 days ago I had the pump replaced and the car was instantly back to its normal happy self or so I thought.

Fast forward to yesterday, Im exiting McDonalds onto a dual carriageway, I mean the gym not McDonalds, anyway I accelerate hard up the hill and at about 70 mph I hear this hideous bang, then a knock, then the wing mirror glass is shaking, then another crunch, then something metal hitting the bottom of the car, its wrote off, the pistons have exploded, the engine is on fire, the wheel is hanging off, something is terribly wrong :shock:

I get off the dual carriageway and nurse the car home and it takes me a few miles to realise the car is still driving, the temps are normal and the tyre sensors havn't gone off so it must still have 4 wheels, I pull over and get under the front of the car and the mechanic has not put the undertray on securely and it has fallen down on one corner and lost a screw that holds it. Basically a piece of plastic about 2ft square has made all those noises and within about 5 mins the car is fixed!!

Just thought I'd share this as I felt like Id won the lottery when it sunk in there was nothing wrong, I honestly thought Paul was going to have to buy me a new car :bigsmile:

Thanks for reading!

Nice one Hacks

By the way, ive never heard of a gym called McDonalds. Is it new? :bigsmile:

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8 minutes ago, 4houghts said:

My sister got a speeding ticket threw the door yesterday for going 35 in a 30 zone, so she phones the company who does her black box and she was going 29 mph 

always check people they are scammers 

 

Her black box? What does she drive, an aeroplane? :bigsmile:

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16 hours ago, centipede said:

I was thinking something completely different re: black box :crywithlaughter:

Perverts lol. 

The black box insurance deal.....what a crock of shit. As a first time driver I was getting quotes around £1500 for insurance on my first car, was told to try the box deals. Well, it was more expensive ffs. £2k to be precise. 

I actually wonder if millionares need car insurance. Surely they have enough money anyway to cover any accident/damage/injuries caused?

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5 minutes ago, Slotsofun said:

Perverts lol. 

The black box insurance deal.....what a crock of shit. As a first time driver I was getting quotes around £1500 for insurance on my first car, was told to try the box deals. Well, it was more expensive ffs. £2k to be precise. 

I actually wonder if millionares need car insurance. Surely they have enough money anyway to cover any accident/damage/injuries caused?

Not if you crashed into Lionel messi and ended his career!  Imagine the size of that injury claim! 

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2 hours ago, Slotsofun said:

Perverts lol. 

The black box insurance deal.....what a crock of shit. As a first time driver I was getting quotes around £1500 for insurance on my first car, was told to try the box deals. Well, it was more expensive ffs. £2k to be precise. 

I actually wonder if millionares need car insurance. Surely they have enough money anyway to cover any accident/damage/injuries caused?

I was paying £1500 back in 1999 for my car! 

 

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I wrote off my MK1 XR2 and got done with my own dashcam which had GPS speed logging as evidence used against me, 128mph in a 50mph limit, the law says they can't remove anything from the car without my permission but the dashcam was attached to the windscreen and it parted company with the car which was apparently why they were able to take it and use it against me without my lawyers being able to have it dismissed.

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7 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

MK1 XR2

7 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

128mph

I've been in the back of a "new" shape XR2 at about 120 indicated and I made prayers and all sorts, god knows who too as I'm not religious but I was then for a few minutes! 

What engine did you have transplanted into it to do that or was it some massive webber carbs and a cam?

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Just now, MrUKHackz said:

I've been in the back of a "new" shape XR2 at about 120 indicated and I made prayers and all sorts, god knows who too as I'm not religious but I was then for a few minutes! 

What engine did you have transplanted into it to do that or was it some massive webber carbs and a cam?

2.0 zetec all fully worked over, uprated everything, genuine dyno tested 180 bhp at the wheels, Kawasaki ZX9R bike carb conversion, I could have squeezed another 10 BHP with throttle bodies but that would be 2k - 3k compared to £300.

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