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15 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Imagine how lobster looking the Scottish team will be in that heat the pasty skirt wearing Fannie’s 

You'll be tasting that hospital food again any more of that talk fannybaws, I'll come down there and boot ur baws that hard people will think Doc Martens started making hats. Forget Howfin I'll take the lot of you arseholes on ..... :BigJock:

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36 minutes ago, Blacko said:

You'll be tasting that hospital food again any more of that talk fannybaws, I'll come down there and boot ur baws that hard people will think Doc Martens started making hats. Forget Howfin I'll take the lot of you arseholes on ..... :BigJock:

Pretty Sure the Welsh will come to our rescue   and Scotland  can cheer on Iran  

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1 hour ago, Blacko said:

You'll be tasting that hospital food again any more of that talk fannybaws, I'll come down there and boot ur baws that hard people will think Doc Martens started making hats. Forget Howfin I'll take the lot of you arseholes on ..... :BigJock:

 

 

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3 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

@Blacko you gonna smash the shite green n white today or what?

Im not so sure hardman these matches can throw up anything, huge week for Rangers as it’s the Europa QF on Thursday. I would personally make Celtic favourites to win today.

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41 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Im not so sure hardman these matches can throw up anything, huge week for Rangers as it’s the Europa QF on Thursday. I would personally make Celtic favourites to win today.

Surely these games matter more than a European match 🤔 are they letting away fans in yet? If not they need to cause it takes something away from the game.

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19 minutes ago, philinvicta said:

I see the old buy the cards  in the Old Firm derby is still a way to make money 

You kidding mate, Celtic kicked lumps out Rangers for the entire first half and the ref didn’t reach for a card once.

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2 hours ago, VillaLad said:

This games started about 9 million miles an hour 

Fucking brutal bullshit, defence nowhere leaving Celtic players unmarked to do what they want.. should have been 5-1. Wouldn’t give hearts a million for a top defender yet they pay Aaron Ramseys wages who is dogshit.

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14 hours ago, VillaLad said:

Surely these games matter more than a European match 🤔 are they letting away fans in yet? If not they need to cause it takes something away from the game.

They banned Celtic fans because we kept celebrating too much. 

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7 minutes ago, RB91 said:

Tell you what. I didn’t smell too fresh this morning I’ll admit. Spewing my ringer all morning.

Good enough for ye ya greedy fucker. Celtic deserve the league this season and played well yesterday, worrying times at the other end of the city.. anyway get yerself a hair of the dug fannybaws.

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I see that football is again in a world of its own.   Why the rest of the world is worrying about the price of energy and food shortages  23 year old Declan rice turns down an offer of 200k a week and 23 year old Mbappe  has been offered  close to a million euros a week (50 million a year)  by PSG  because his move to Real Madrid  has stalled over image rights   and Mo Salah  has not signed a new contract because Liverpool have only offered 300k a week and he wants 400k a week.

Lord knows what Haaland is being offered by city.   

 I am old enough to remember when Gillingham bought Tony Cascarino  for a set of tracksuits !

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18 hours ago, philinvicta said:

I see that football is again in a world of its own.   Why the rest of the world is worrying about the price of energy and food shortages  23 year old Declan rice turns down an offer of 200k a week and 23 year old Mbappe  has been offered  close to a million euros a week (50 million a year)  by PSG  because his move to Real Madrid  has stalled over image rights   and Mo Salah  has not signed a new contract because Liverpool have only offered 300k a week and he wants 400k a week.

Lord knows what Haaland is being offered by city.   

 I am old enough to remember when Gillingham bought Tony Cascarino  for a set of tracksuits !

I've never understood the money that players get or how people get suckered into football 

It's all a bit tribal,  or daft bragging rights for a season 

Nobody ever really wins 

Well apart from the big money men 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, Cleandries said:

How is the real Madrid goal off side 

When there was a Liverpool player within the 6yd box 

 

That's a new one for me.

What are you a girl and need the offside rule explaining !

Law 11

any part of the body head or feet is nearer to the opponents goal line than both the ball and here is the important bit  the second last opponent.   

Normally one of these is the goalkeeper thus the defender is the marker for offside but in this case the keeper was further forward than the last defender

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Well I played for county & East Anglia, played lots of finals at various stadiums & even at Wembley six a side across width of pitch before England under 21 played.

Won two Sunday national cup playing against a Scouse team.

 

I must admit I always thought it was last man, where I didn't ever account for the keeper.

Well that is a New one for me as I said.

 

Those Scousers boo their Queen, good enough for them.

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