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30 minutes ago, ColourMeUp said:

I feel like we shouldn't be giving the Jocks too much stick cus we all know England are gunna fail epically at some point 🙄

And I’ll be the first to throw salt on the cocky fuckers wounds the second it happens 😂

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Scotland picking their back up keeper on Friday

 

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OK poor goalie fucked up, shall we start talking about penalty takers for England now 🧐

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3 hours ago, VillaLad said:

I blame the sweltering 12 degree weather they had to play in 

I still get a tan from the light in the fridge 

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55 minutes ago, Blacko said:

That Gascoigne goal was unreal, made a top defender look like a statue, There will never be another Gaza. 

I know its 2021 and compliments seem to easy to get, but thats a reach! "Top defender"

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13 hours ago, Bangers said:

I still get a tan from the light in the fridge 

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Wasn't even sure you had Electric up there. So that is a shock!

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2 minutes ago, therealwintersoldier said:

I know its 2021 and compliments seem to easy to get, but thats a reach! "Top defender"

Colin Hendry, Central defender for Blackburn Rovers when they won the Premier league in 94, form doesn't come any better than that.

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1 hour ago, Blacko said:

That Gascoigne goal was unreal, made a top defender look like a statue, There will never be another Gaza. 

Thank fuck, guy’s an absolute scumbag.

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1 minute ago, Blacko said:

Colin Hendry, Central defender for Blackburn Rovers when they won the Premier league in 94, form doesn't come any better than that.

Wes Morgan, Robert Huth. Now we're talking :man_juggling:

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49 minutes ago, therealwintersoldier said:

Wes Morgan, Robert Huth. Now we're talking :man_juggling:

Didn't you have that defender who scored some cracking own goals. Sinclair or something 🤔

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1 hour ago, therealwintersoldier said:

Wes Morgan, Robert Huth. Now we're talking :man_juggling:

Always loves Huth, top bloke, would've been a Chelsea legend if we didn't have such a surplus of world class centre backs during his era. 

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Leaked Scotland team for Friday 

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16 minutes ago, VillaLad said:

Leaked Scotland team for Friday 

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Nice to see @RB91 and @Bangers make the team.

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1 hour ago, Kev40 said:

Didn't you have that defender who scored some cracking own goals. Sinclair or something 🤔

Trevor Sinclair. 

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37 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Nice to see @RB91 and @Bangers make the team.

Guess I’m second choice keeper after Billy Connolly 🙄

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Scotland are pish. We all know that, but see the fucking slating you English fuckers are gonna get if we fluke a win. It’ll be biblical 😂 

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2 hours ago, RB91 said:

Scotland are pish. We all know that, but see the fucking slating you English fuckers are gonna get if we fluke a win. It’ll be biblical 😂 

We will just go into hiding like the lad who was calling England’s performance 😅😂

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France v Germany absolute crock of crap 

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4 minutes ago, Blampy said:

France v Germany absolute crock of crap 

Anyone else on here back France and shit themselves for 45 minutes?, I thought the Germans had brought Panzers on for the second half. How that ended 1-0 is anyone’s guess.

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14 minutes ago, Player1173 said:

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Tell u what laddie, Scottish fans don’t need hankies as we’re well used to getting beat. The reason we’re so happy of qualifying is that we get the chance to fuck off from the wife’s moaning for a week or two.

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