bigbucks1983 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 After seeing Blackos thread about little things that piss you off I thought I'd half copy it, more so I can have a rant but anyway. If anyone here does this well I'd love to say sorry if it offends you but well I'm not This has been winding me up a bit of late but some crackhead looking Doris really took the biscuit tonight. Its those bloody match plays from the FOBTs and all the scabby beggars who collect them. By all means if you do that fine but lately people have been literally asking me for them while I'm playing. Fuck off you muggy little beggar don't interrupt me for the match plays so you can go do 20p spins on fishermen's frenzy. So tonight I had one print out for a tenner, took it out and put it next to my drink next to me. Immediately this crackhead looking, 8 kids 8 baby daddy, blow you for a line bint reached from her terminal next to me, across me and tried to take it. No are you keeping that? can I have it? Just tried to take it, getting so close I could smell the STDs on her. Asked her what was she doing and she said oh you can afford it and persisted to try n take it. Told her its mine and i pocketed it (gave it to some old boy later). Anyway rant over but those matchplay hunters are just pissing me off now. There are loads more things that irk me but what about anyone else. Anything that winds you up to do with gambling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andywilliams1187 Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 If I'm playing blackjack at the top of the table limit and some prick comes and plays minimum stakes and hits 14s against a dealers 6 and messes the count up. Not a problem when autoshufflers being used but when I've been sat there a while on a proper shoe it winds me right up Cockwombles who get excited when their 50p roulette chip wins when I have half the table covered with big amounts Anyone who says "have you ever watched a streamer called roshtein hes really good" Never getting a decent hit on jamming jars. Heard some fella called bandit might have had one once but I dont believe it. Apparently there is video evidence though........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryans_slots Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 grinding games for 4-5 hours+ to win a whole '' 4x betsize '' Speaking of grinding.. currently in jammin jars 2, I'm up but I've spent 5 hours and only at level 4.................. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gbhxu Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 The value of free spins you get - Normally the lowest possible value you can play. I even know some sites that even give you free spin values you can't even play at! Wagering requirements on bonuses 21 Casino timer - The "responsible gambling" warning telling you you've been playing for an hour and it's only been 36 minutes! Different versions of Blackjack - Casinos not playing "burn on hard 13 & 14" or "5 card trick" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chair Slots Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 When you’re playing on a fruity and have put loads in it, and a coin jams or the alarm goes off and the owner just switches the machine off without bothering to try and fix it. Erm excuse me pal that’s gonna drop a jp very soon you’d better fucking switch that fucker back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBingoKingx Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Dealers ''begging'' for tips (making it very clear you should tip a fair bit, even when massively behind), sometimes even in a really rude way. slotmachines going bonkers with lights and big win sounds for a 5x win stupid advertisements like ''we value you as a loyal customer at our casino, log in to your account to see what we have dropped in the account for you!'' and then you login to see 10x10p free spins after losing 1k last night... -need some more? lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Q: WHAT PISSES YOU OFF WHEN GAMBLING? A: LOSING! 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 @bigbucks1983 what are match plays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andywilliams1187 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 42 minutes ago, Jok3st3r said: @bigbucks1983 what are match plays? Those shitty little tickets that come out of a FOBT to intice you to come back tomorrow. Usually when your quite deep into one, it would print a ticket saying bet x get the amount matched, valid from tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 8 hours ago, ryans_slots said: grinding games for 4-5 hours+ to win a whole '' 4x betsize '' Speaking of grinding.. currently in jammin jars 2, I'm up but I've spent 5 hours and only at level 4.................. You should be 5 hours on the treadmill fella instead of playing that shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Jok3st3r said: @bigbucks1983 what are match plays? Your angling for @MrUKHackz to make you a shiny new button of Crackhead Doris, well it ain’t happening as the last one of the bookies bellend was more than enough 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbucks1983 Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 32 minutes ago, andywilliams1187 said: Those shitty little tickets that come out of a FOBT to intice you to come back tomorrow. Usually when your quite deep into one, it would print a ticket saying bet x get the amount matched, valid from tomorrow. Exactly this, then the ponce strikes. 'You gonna use that mate?" Fuck off you parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maradonaz Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 - I never saw 5 wilds in the base DOA or DOA2 game, did anyone see them? - Get 15,000 euros in a Fruit Party spin (3 euro-5000x) and be bonus money ... after wagering the casino only pay me my initial deposit as limit (100 euros,) where is the missing money? -some games ... like 777heist, minebusters, matahari (the eyes) that seem to give functionality and then stay in a normal spin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_B_123 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 When you click on a game (roulette or crazy time or something of that ilk) and it doesn't load, or crashes. And then you click on it 2 seconds later and the ball is spinning and it lands right on your section. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 14 hours ago, bigbucks1983 said: After seeing Blackos thread about little things that piss you off Blacko started jackshit thread, I started it And yup getting that wrong pisses me off 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Certain members who advertise the winning betting slip ''after the race is over'' Yeh give us all the details after the event so we'll need a time machine to go back and ponder on that choice you made then we can decide if we fancy a taste Would these very same members have said a word if the horse etc got beat ? NAA! So what you are doing is cherry picking and only posting success, not committing before the event in fear of failure I know every one of you that constantly do this.....................especially YOU! If you can't be arsed putting it up BEFORE the race - ''committing'' then it's of zero use to anyone once the race is over and the horse is on it's way back home. Cherry picking MOFO's AYE YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Just now, Bangers said: Certain members who advertise the winning betting slip ''after the race is over'' Yeh give us all the details after the event so we'll need a time machine to go back and ponder on that choice you made then we can decide if we fancy a taste Would these very same members have said a word if the horse etc got beat ? NAA! So what you are doing is cherry picking and only posting success, not committing before the event in fear of failure I know every one of you that constantly do this.....................especially YOU! If you can't be arsed putting it up BEFORE the race - ''committing'' then it's of zero use to anyone once the race is over and the horse is on it's way back home. Cherry picking MOFO's AYE YOU! How u doin hardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bangers said: Blacko started jackshit thread, I started it And yup getting that wrong pisses me off Aye it’s ur thread alright, I’ve done the majority of moaning on it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Blacko said: Aye it’s ur thread alright, I’ve done the majority of moaning on it though Nothing wrong with a moan, it's just the amount you do hardman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, Blacko said: How u doin hardman I'm good thanks Hope you are too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bangers said: I'm good thanks Hope you are too Alright mate, lucks pish though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrightmeow Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 4 hours ago, Jok3st3r said: Q: WHAT PISSES YOU OFF WHEN GAMBLING? A: LOSING! This is exactly what I wanted to post then I saw you did it already. Its the same for me. I dont give a fuck about anything else in that moment so nothing can kill my vibe other than losing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Blacko said: Alright mate, lucks pish though Mmmmmm I hear you I took a decent break and walked the land with my tribe, the sheer amount of 2nd's I had during March and April was just disturbing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 @Blacko Was that You walking up Chaplehall a few weeks back after getting beat in a photo finish You really did take the door right off the hinges ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 hour ago, crazyrightmeow said: This is exactly what I wanted to post then I saw you did it already. Its the same for me. I dont give a fuck about anything else in that moment so nothing can kill my vibe other than losing. This one of those posts I want to multi react to... ❤ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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