Jump to content

TGC Limerick competition 2


david1111

Recommended Posts

15 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

There once was a man from brighton (rolla)

who said “lass you sure are a tight one”

she said “not to burst your bubble , and it’s really no trouble”

“but ya bastard your not in the the right one!”

😁

 

Thats actually pretty good. I am surprised that you managed that.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, Kinkerbells said:

I can get proper filth but David might think the worse of me 😞

 

Here I am thinking you're a dumbass and you write that beauty.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, Denman said:

 

That is not a limerick you bald dumb fuck

You only show face when theres a competition, schmuck

You'll be begging for new teeth when you meet my fist

Only joking, but you spew such shite you need to see a proctologist

The Ayatollah of Polytrackyollah is here, I know you're awestruck.

I told u that you think I’m thick

u love ya self so much if u could u would suck ur own di*k

shame it’s too small and every girl takes the mick

hidin behind the screen that’s ur only real trick

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Denman said:

Alas, it is plagiarized. Not since Crunchienut have we seen such a cheating scandal in competitions. Tsk tsk tsk

 

1fc19cf840d0172fae673907f2244f55.png

35ea0bae44f7737793f3ea2578519a25.png

It’s a very old rhyme or what ever you wanna call it I got loads from different areas I certainly didn’t get it off no forum ffs

  • Keeemon 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

Link to comment
Share on other sites

25 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

I hate cheating. Despicable behaviour. Not only should you not be able to enter again I think you should be publicly stoned 

 

Fuck sake @Kinkerbells hardly a big deal mate 😂😂

Link to comment
Share on other sites

39 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

@Kinkerbells come on we know your no cheat! It's abit of fun and I'm sure @david1111 will say the same x

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

52 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

Christ almighty @Kinkerbells it’s only a laugh and piss take, we all take the piss out of each other on a daily basis. I accuse @Jok3st3r of rigging competitions, she takes it in the spirit of things. If there was a way of cheating this comp I would have worked it out by now, in fact I would probably shag @david1111 for £25 if I had to.

  • Love 4
  • Keeemon 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

Read the rules in future young lady!.

Seriously though, don't be daft. It's just a fun comp trying to find an artistic side to people. 

You will enter future comps otherwise I'll have to put you over my knee😄

Edited by david1111
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

You could always run off with ole Blacko kinks.

 

707C4E35-93D0-4C6F-9FB3-5E0717F11052.jpeg

  • Love 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

TGC has a member called ole Blacko

He came over from Biam with his mate called Hacko

He stalks all the birds making them frown

But he's funny as fudge, such a clown

Then there's another by the name of Kinks

Such a star, but a real saucy minx

And we have Denman, makes you feel so inferior.

He's no more gangster than mother superior. 

Last but not least we have gkell 

Like mitzy said he can be a bell

He speaks his mind putting you through the mill

Just keep him away from the old bill

 

 

  • Love 5
  • Good Luck! 1
  • Keeemon 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

17 hours ago, Kinkerbells said:

It’s a very old rhyme or what ever you wanna call it I got loads from different areas I certainly didn’t get it off no forum ffs

 

You were presented the opportunity to confess that it were plagiarised but you opted to take credit for it as your own work instead. This is why you do not play with fire, dumb ass.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

19 hours ago, Denman said:

Alas, it is plagiarized. Not since Crunchienut have we seen such a cheating scandal in competitions. Tsk tsk tsk

 

 

2 hours ago, Kinkerbells said:

@david1111

i am extremely sorry I didn’t get this competition I thought every one was just taking the piss outta every one lol I did not realise you have to make your own one up. After going over and over denmans comment I understand what he means he’s basically calling me a cheat. I didn’t understand the actual Game therefore just put the only rhyme I knew lol . I didn’t cheat I just didn’t understand what we had to do but from this thread onwards I will no longer enter any more competition. Sorry I didn’t understand but I’m in no shape or form a cheat. I just wrote what I remembered from years back. It’s actually on my Facebook and that’s how I remembered it. Sorry for the confusion and it won’t be happening again as i won’t enter any more.

x

 

314_1499742183.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...