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TGC Limerick competition 2


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I'm sure a lot of you remember the first comp which was good fun so here we go again.

All we want from you is your best limerick which is basically a rhyming poem. If in doubt Google Pam Ayres.

I will put a prize up of £25 cash to the winner.

Hopefully @MrUKHackz will agree to be the judge again although last time he only agreed as he thought it was a virtual racing comp at the Irish racecourse 😄.

Hope plenty of you will give it a go and I will leave the thread open until Sunday 5pm for your entries.

Good luck everyone

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Gkell727 said:

There once was a man called Denman

Men in the bookies wanted tips he could lend them

the nag lost as expected 

They put his nuts put on a platter dissected 

 

Gkell, his face pressed against the cold concrete,

The police have dehumanised him, he can't take the heat.

Locked up, the vile fraud never to be freed.

His wife doesn't even care as he cannot breed.

That was a burn, would you like a receipt?

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My posts get deleted two by two.

Fuck you David, yer just a shit screw

When you're eating your tescos meal for one tonight

I hope its undercooked and you get the wild shite(s)

Remember don't fuck with the Denman Crew.

 

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David, why do you delete my posts you freaky bitch

You be the 2nd worst moderator behind that loser that thinks he's a DJ on Twitch.

Even Jokester is better than you and she is a female.

Get Stevie Wonder as a mod and he will be better than you with a bit of brail.

Disguising my insults as art, really does scratch an itch.

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Guest Chair Slots

It's true that my patience runs thin,
When people post videos of their big win.
Just post a picture you prick,
You're not Chipmonkz or Nick,
And we don't need a thumbnail of your stupid grin.

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1 hour ago, Denman said:

 

Gkell, his face pressed against the cold concrete,

The police have dehumanised him, he can't take the heat.

Locked up, the vile fraud never to be freed.

His wife doesn't even care as he cannot breed.

That was a burn, would you like a receipt?

 

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Denman thinks he’s smart and the rest are thick.

but we all know he’s a goon behind a desk with a little prick.

yea the forum has the odd bell.

biggest one gotta be gkell.

I started off a fudger but I’m ok underneath.

not like that guy from backinamo begging for new teeth. 

 

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29 minutes ago, Andymitzy said:

Denman thinks he’s smart and the rest are thick.

but we all know he’s a goon behind a desk with a little prick.

yea the forum has the odd bell.

biggest one gotta be gkell.

I started off a fudger but I’m ok underneath.

not like that guy from backinamo begging for new teeth. 

 

 

That is not a limerick you bald dumb fuck

You only show face when theres a competition, schmuck

You'll be begging for new teeth when you meet my fist

Only joking, but you spew such shite you need to see a proctologist

The Ayatollah of Polytrackyollah is here, I know you're awestruck.

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17 minutes ago, Kev40 said:

Thinking she was gorgeous denman once asked his nanny.

I've always wondered how big is your fanny. 

She replied "so you think you're the king of all weather.

And you're also ridiculously clever.

Stick to the horses denman cos actually I'm a tranny "

 

 

 

Kev Kev, the fish seller man

Travels the country shagging yer nan

He fucks them raw

Treats them like a whore

Kev Kev, the granny fucker man.

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