david1111 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I'm sure a lot of you remember the first comp which was good fun so here we go again. All we want from you is your best limerick which is basically a rhyming poem. If in doubt Google Pam Ayres. I will put a prize up of £25 cash to the winner. Hopefully @MrUKHackz will agree to be the judge again although last time he only agreed as he thought it was a virtual racing comp at the Irish racecourse . Hope plenty of you will give it a go and I will leave the thread open until Sunday 5pm for your entries. Good luck everyone 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Congrats @Jok3st3r 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Is it strictly only limericks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 12, 2021 Author Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Denman said: Is it strictly only limericks? I hate to think what you've got in mind but yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Just forward the winnings to @Jok3st3r. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pstaker Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Every time we see a new thread Within minutes it gets a bit misled With lots of name calling The insults appalling Then thread closed when it comes to a head 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 12, 2021 Author Share Posted April 12, 2021 Any personal insulting posts or too rude will be removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 This thread is only going one way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Gkell727 said: There once was a man called Denman Men in the bookies wanted tips he could lend them the nag lost as expected They put his nuts put on a platter dissected Gkell, his face pressed against the cold concrete, The police have dehumanised him, he can't take the heat. Locked up, the vile fraud never to be freed. His wife doesn't even care as he cannot breed. That was a burn, would you like a receipt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredthedog1 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 LET THE FUN BEGIN!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, david1111 said: Any personal insulting posts or too rude will be removed. Its comedy bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 My posts get deleted two by two. Fuck you David, yer just a shit screw When you're eating your tescos meal for one tonight I hope its undercooked and you get the wild shite(s) Remember don't fuck with the Denman Crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 David, why do you delete my posts you freaky bitch You be the 2nd worst moderator behind that loser that thinks he's a DJ on Twitch. Even Jokester is better than you and she is a female. Get Stevie Wonder as a mod and he will be better than you with a bit of brail. Disguising my insults as art, really does scratch an itch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredthedog1 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Mugs will be mugs let's be honest! You most probably look like boris! You talk so much shit and act like a tit! But guess what you'll never be Chuck norris 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chair Slots Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 It's true that my patience runs thin, When people post videos of their big win. Just post a picture you prick, You're not Chipmonkz or Nick, And we don't need a thumbnail of your stupid grin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Blacko Posted April 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2021 The TGC comps are usually a hoaxster Usually won by blampy or jokester. Cant be fucked thinking up another line. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Player1173 Posted April 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2021 There once was a free comp thread, Which a new member signed up and read, With their entry submitted, They later admitted, To wanting a win as their a crackhead. 1 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest centipede Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Denman said: Gkell, his face pressed against the cold concrete, The police have dehumanised him, he can't take the heat. Locked up, the vile fraud never to be freed. His wife doesn't even care as he cannot breed. That was a burn, would you like a receipt? VID-20210412-WA0038.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, centipede said: VID-20210412-WA0038.mp4 Karen’s in the wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 someone said there was a smell who turned up Gkell boo and hiss he takes the piss end of the day it is bliss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymitzy Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) Denman thinks he’s smart and the rest are thick. but we all know he’s a goon behind a desk with a little prick. yea the forum has the odd bell. biggest one gotta be gkell. I started off a fudger but I’m ok underneath. not like that guy from backinamo begging for new teeth. Edited April 12, 2021 by Andymitzy 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, Andymitzy said: Denman thinks he’s smart and the rest are thick. but we all know he’s a goon behind a desk with a little prick. yea the forum has the odd bell. biggest one gotta be gkell. I started off a fudger but I’m ok underneath. not like that guy from backinamo begging for new teeth. That is not a limerick you bald dumb fuck You only show face when theres a competition, schmuck You'll be begging for new teeth when you meet my fist Only joking, but you spew such shite you need to see a proctologist The Ayatollah of Polytrackyollah is here, I know you're awestruck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kev40 Posted April 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) Thinking she was gorgeous denman once asked his nanny. I've always wondered how big is your fanny. She replied "so you think you're the king of all weather. And you're also ridiculously clever. Stick to the horses denman cos actually I'm a tranny " Edited April 12, 2021 by Kev40 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealwintersoldier Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Denman, Gkell there like brothers Or is it am sure they are lovers Who's to knowThe first to blow30 seconds with dinner is assured 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, Kev40 said: Thinking she was gorgeous denman once asked his nanny. I've always wondered how big is your fanny. She replied "so you think you're the king of all weather. And you're also ridiculously clever. Stick to the horses denman cos actually I'm a tranny " Kev Kev, the fish seller man Travels the country shagging yer nan He fucks them raw Treats them like a whore Kev Kev, the granny fucker man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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