RIP Prince Phillip

[Guest andywilliams1187]

Regardless of your views on royalty, he was a funny fucker and made some cracking comments over the years. 

 

RIP Prince Phillip

 

Edited April 9, 2021 by andywilliams1187

[Gkell727]

Fuck that..... 

[david1111]

Hope we get a day off

[Gkell727]

Daily mail now desperately trying to find a link between Prince Phillip dying and how it’s Meghan Markles fault 

[Guest andywilliams1187]

Just now, Gkell727 said:

Daily mail now desperately trying to find a link between Prince Phillip dying and how it’s Meghan Markles fault 

May be that she got in there first before he arranged a car journey for her

[Gkell727]

Saved the tax payer millions I reckon. His 100th would have been the usual low key royal affair 

[Blacko]

Prince Philip is known for his quick-witted one-liners. LBC rounds up the Duke of Edinburgh's biggest gaffes.

To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”

To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
"You look like you’re ready for bed!"

To a group of British exchange students living in China
"If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed."

To a British tourist in Hungary
"You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly."

To a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
"You managed not to get eaten then?"

To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia
"Do you still throw spears at each other?”

To a young fashion designer
"You didn't design your beard too well, did you? You really must try better with your beard."

To a 13-year-old on a visit to a space shuttle
"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."

To a group of deaf children standing by a Caribbean steel band in Cardiff
"If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf".

 

[Gkell727]

3 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Prince Philip is known for his quick-witted one-liners. LBC rounds up the Duke of Edinburgh's biggest gaffes.

To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”

To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
"You look like you’re ready for bed!"

To a group of British exchange students living in China
"If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed."

To a British tourist in Hungary
"You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly."

To a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
"You managed not to get eaten then?"

To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia
"Do you still throw spears at each other?”

To a young fashion designer
"You didn't design your beard too well, did you? You really must try better with your beard."

To a 13-year-old on a visit to a space shuttle
"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."

To a group of deaf children standing by a Caribbean steel band in Cardiff
"If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf".

 

I wonder how well a RIP Hitler thread would go down on TGC. Both are racist pricks 

[Guest Chair Slots]

Bon voyage to the racist old fudger

[RB91]

1 hour ago, david1111 said:

Hope we get a day off

I already phoned my gaffer to ask

[Gkell727]

18 minutes ago, RB91 said:

I already phoned my gaffer to ask

They are egotistical fudgers so I’d expect a 4 day break when Queeny cops it 

[RB91]

17 minutes ago, Gkell727 said:

They are egotistical fudgers so I’d expect a 4 day break when Queeny cops it 

Aye I was just saying similar to my mate. Must be worth a week off. For all that grief as sadness that will come over me. Hopefully she lasts until the pub reopens. 

[MrUKHackz]

3 hours ago, Blacko said:

Prince Philip is known for his quick-witted one-liners. LBC rounds up the Duke of Edinburgh's biggest gaffes.

To a Scottish driving instructor in Oban
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”

To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes
"You look like you’re ready for bed!"

To a group of British exchange students living in China
"If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed."

To a British tourist in Hungary
"You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly."

To a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea
"You managed not to get eaten then?"

To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia
"Do you still throw spears at each other?”

To a young fashion designer
"You didn't design your beard too well, did you? You really must try better with your beard."

To a 13-year-old on a visit to a space shuttle
"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."

To a group of deaf children standing by a Caribbean steel band in Cardiff
"If you're near that music it's no wonder you're deaf".

Tbf my Grandad died 97 years of age and would of cracked some of the same jokes, it's not evil, it's just they are from a different century, RIP old boy.

[RB91]

1 minute ago, MrUKHackz said:

Tbf my Grandad died 97 years of age and would of cracked some of the same jokes, it's not evil, it's just they are from a different century, RIP old boy.

My grandfather is nearly 90 and he’s not a racist... he fucking hates protestants though, so I guess I’ll give you that one. 

[david1111]

5 minutes ago, RB91 said:

My grandfather is nearly 90 and he’s not a racist... he fucking hates protestants though, so I guess I’ll give you that one. 

Going back to the 70s things were said, but it was just accepted as normal back then.

There's a reason they don't show repeats of bless this house

[MrUKHackz]

Just now, RB91 said:

My grandfather is nearly 90 and he’s not a racist... he fucking hates protestants though, so I guess I’ll give you that one. 

I think if I'd asked him if he was racist he would of give me a slap for asking a stupid question, he was the first to tell me how the Gurkhas helped during the war and what wonderful people they were.

Racist's tend to just hate everyone but there own in my experience.

[RB91]

1 minute ago, MrUKHackz said:

I think if I'd asked him if he was racist he would of give me a slap for asking a stupid question, he was the first to tell me how the Gurkhas helped during the war and what wonderful people they were.

Racist's tend to just hate everyone but there own in my experience.

Nah I’m not saying your grandfather was a racist. I have a pretty dark sense of humour myself, some of  the jokes that Prince paedo’s dad has come out with are funny.
 

 

[philinvicta]

14 minutes ago, david1111 said:

Going back to the 70s things were said, but it was just accepted as normal back then.

There's a reason they don't show repeats of bless this house

They do repeat Bless This House  but you will not see Love thy Neighbour   Alf Garnett or The Black and White Minstrel show which were all prime time viewing

[david1111]

Just now, philinvicta said:

They do repeat Bless This House  but you will not see Love thy Neighbour   Alf Garnett or The Black and White Minstrel show which were all prime time viewing

Ah yeah, got them mixed up.

[Mad Slasher McGurk]

4 minutes ago, philinvicta said:

They do repeat Bless This House  but you will not see Love thy Neighbour   Alf Garnett or The Black and White Minstrel show which were all prime time viewing

Repeats of the Goodies never seem to be shown either.

[MrUKHackz]

What was the blatantly racist show made to almost poke fun at those that laughed at racism. All I can remember is they made childrens joke toys and were all stood around wooden tables making things. It was super racist

[philinvicta]

3 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said:

What was the blatantly racist show made to almost poke fun at those that laughed at racism. All I can remember is they made childrens joke toys and were all stood around wooden tables making things. It was super racist

Blue Peter

[MrUKHackz]

2 minutes ago, philinvicta said:

Blue Peter

Curry and Chips it was called, just looked it up.

[Guest andywilliams1187]

9 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said:

Curry and Chips it was called, just looked it up.

Its actually quite a funny show with spike Milligan as the main character but no chance they would show anything like that now. It got pulled after one season for being offensive and that was in 1969 so with the way the world is now, would probably end up in riots if they showed it.

 

[Guest andywilliams1187]

45 minutes ago, philinvicta said:

They do repeat Bless This House  but you will not see Love thy Neighbour   Alf Garnett or The Black and White Minstrel show which were all prime time viewing

Just finished love they neighbor and it ain't half hot mum. I found them really funny (not for the racism, more from how well they were written). Problem now is when trying to produce a decent comedy they have to tick 100s of boxes and cant offend anyone.