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My only knowledge on dislocated shoulders is from the Lethal Weapon movies. Usually Mel Gibson would run up and throw the dislocated shoulder into a wall where it corrected itself, hope this helps.

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Just now, therealwintersoldier said:

Well, that was not fun! Telling me I need to wait 2 to 4 hours for the physio! Fuck that am hungry.

Just run hard with your bad shoulder in front of you into a brick wall. Thank me later. 

It's needs to be a full on sprint

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1 minute ago, Miller26 said:

Just run hard with your bad shoulder in front of you into a brick wall. Thank me later. 

It's needs to be a full on sprint

I'd probably make a hole🤣

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24 minutes ago, therealwintersoldier said:

I'd probably make a hole🤣

How have you done it mate? 

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I remember taking the wife to the hospital once when she dislocated her toe, I just left her in the treatment room and 10 minutes later I cound hear what I thought was some poor young kid screaming like crazy which I found out afterwards was her.  She said this doctor came and was chatting to her then he suddenly grabbed her toe without any warning and started trying to force it back into place, apparently the idea was that doing it quickly and catching her unawares was the best way to do it.  

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3 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

I remember taking the wife to the hospital once when she dislocated her toe, I just left her in the treatment room and 10 minutes later I cound hear what I thought was some poor young kid screaming like crazy which I found out afterwards was her.  She said this doctor came and was chatting to her then he suddenly grabbed her toe without any warning and started trying to force it back into place, apparently the idea was that doing it quickly and catching her unawares was the best way to do it.  

Did she dislocate her toe sinking her foot up your arse when she seen all the ladbrokes deposits on the bank statements ? 🧐

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Just now, Blacko said:

Did she dislocate her toe sinking her foot up your arse when she seen all the ladbrokes deposits on the bank statements ?

I have had this Blacko yes, the worst one was when I was doing the Sky Box cheat, you unplug the Sky box internet cable and hook up pins 1 and 4 to a 9 volt battery and the box thinks it is plugged into the wall and you can order pay per view events and it thinks the billing is going through to Sky, the box has a memory though so you can never ever plug it back into the wall or it just downloads the lot back to Sky.  Lets just say I watched a lot of pay porn chanels while she worked nights and guess who never listened to the never plug it back in speech.  I got my arse well and truly toed for than one.

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2 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

I have had this Blacko yes, the worst one was when I was doing the Sky Box cheat, you unplug the Sky box internet cable and hook up pins 1 and 4 to a 9 volt battery and the box thinks it is plugged into the wall and you can order pay per view events and it thinks the billing is going through to Sky, the box has a memory though so you can never ever plug it back into the wall or it just downloads the lot back to Sky.  Lets just say I watched a lot of pay porn chanels while she worked nights and guess who never listened to the never plug it back in speech.  I got my arse well and truly toed for than one.

My enjoyment was usually over by the end of the 5 minute free preview :crying_face:

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It appears when I was a kid I managed to dislocate mine on several occasions. I've done it so many times that by the end I was able to fix it by myself. I remember none of this but at least that's what my mother told me. 😄

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13 hours ago, therealwintersoldier said:

Strangest of ways champ, picking up a 6kva transformer!

They are the ones that catch you out mate. I've had more injuries than most, mainly eye ones. 

Is it back in now? 

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59 minutes ago, Miller26 said:

They are the ones that catch you out mate. I've had more injuries than most, mainly eye ones. 

Is it back in now? 

Yeah, its a bit hot for a sling though 😓

A&E used to be my second home. I've broken a number of bones and well into the hundred stitches club.

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