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I remember taking the wife to the hospital once when she dislocated her toe, I just left her in the treatment room and 10 minutes later I cound hear what I thought was some poor young kid screaming like crazy which I found out afterwards was her.  She said this doctor came and was chatting to her then he suddenly grabbed her toe without any warning and started trying to force it back into place, apparently the idea was that doing it quickly and catching her unawares was the best way to do it.  

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3 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

I remember taking the wife to the hospital once when she dislocated her toe, I just left her in the treatment room and 10 minutes later I cound hear what I thought was some poor young kid screaming like crazy which I found out afterwards was her.  She said this doctor came and was chatting to her then he suddenly grabbed her toe without any warning and started trying to force it back into place, apparently the idea was that doing it quickly and catching her unawares was the best way to do it.  

Did she dislocate her toe sinking her foot up your arse when she seen all the ladbrokes deposits on the bank statements ? 🧐

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Just now, Blacko said:

Did she dislocate her toe sinking her foot up your arse when she seen all the ladbrokes deposits on the bank statements ?

I have had this Blacko yes, the worst one was when I was doing the Sky Box cheat, you unplug the Sky box internet cable and hook up pins 1 and 4 to a 9 volt battery and the box thinks it is plugged into the wall and you can order pay per view events and it thinks the billing is going through to Sky, the box has a memory though so you can never ever plug it back into the wall or it just downloads the lot back to Sky.  Lets just say I watched a lot of pay porn chanels while she worked nights and guess who never listened to the never plug it back in speech.  I got my arse well and truly toed for than one.

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2 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

I have had this Blacko yes, the worst one was when I was doing the Sky Box cheat, you unplug the Sky box internet cable and hook up pins 1 and 4 to a 9 volt battery and the box thinks it is plugged into the wall and you can order pay per view events and it thinks the billing is going through to Sky, the box has a memory though so you can never ever plug it back into the wall or it just downloads the lot back to Sky.  Lets just say I watched a lot of pay porn chanels while she worked nights and guess who never listened to the never plug it back in speech.  I got my arse well and truly toed for than one.

My enjoyment was usually over by the end of the 5 minute free preview :crying_face:

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