Popular Post howfin Posted May 18, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2020 So yestirday afternoon a woke up at 2pm. As it was holy sunday a decided to get pished. Trip to the local offy tae pick up some essentials. What else dae you do on a Sunday durin lock doon anyhow? It got to aboot 7 or whatever the fuck it was an a noticed @Rocknrolla was streamin so a says tae maself fuckit al have a gander, so a did. Was a pretty lack luster stream as woop woop wurny in sight but he done his bollocks in on Mystic Roulette or whatever the fuck it was with the slowest spinning baw ull ever see in ur life. Anyway, the inevitable spunkage on roulette occured so a went to @slots4fun777 stream and saw him winnin yet again as if he's graduated to 21 casinos board wit the amount af wins hes gettin recently, absolutely disgustin to say the least. It aw ended wae him cashin oot an a remembered fuck, the morrow is D Day for Scottish fitbaw so a went tae ma scratcher tae sleep aff the wine. Mustve been around 4am after watchin some crime pish on youtube. Got rudely woken up at like fuckin the crack of sparrow by a knock on ma door. See a posty stawnin there like er think this is fur you an am like at fuck you oon man. Low and behold the biggest parcel av ever seen in ma life. Slammed the door and went inside tae read the front of the parcel. A then realised why the posty was like fucks goin on here wit this. Opened it up to behold the holy grail had somehow been delivered tae ma door. A nearly tanned the fudger there and then but how the fuck do you tan somethin so priceless. Somethin that words cannot describe. Somethin that only god himself must have delivered tae ma door. As if the day couldnt have gone any better a loaded the news to see Celtic were crowned 9IAR Champions. Again the urge tae hit the wine hit me. Its as if god himself was testin me to see if a could hawd maself together. Whoever is responsible fur this, thank you very much. Youve made ma day an av a few ideas how whichever fudger got ma address did it but aw the same, hats aff tae you ye made ma day and merry christmas. 7 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Congrats on the mod 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slots4fun777 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Congrats on the mod! If I will do my job I will get a wig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Hahaha brilliant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jok3st3r Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 @howfin the most rigged member of the community 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douvan Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I’ll be honest, I don’t understand a single word of your post but congrats you buckfast drinking fudger. Love you loads x 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt_bilk0 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Howfin Woop Woop Phantom I bet the key worker postmen were having a laugh at that and wanted to post it early doors 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 What happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howfin Posted May 18, 2020 Author Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Jok3st3r said: @howfin the most rigged member of the community Clam yourself Ms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest centipede Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 i think you should have had to sign for it or at least show proof that that name is you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy from the hood Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Bruh i dont know what the fuck you just typed, but congratulations on whatever you won my g. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 where i am - theres no buckfast left on the shelves - im told the monks have closed due to the virus - theres no eldorado also - beers only here... id keep it and punt it for a fortune in 4 months time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 i love the wine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, TJFF said: where i am - theres no buckfast left on the shelves - im told the monks have closed due to the virus - theres no eldorado also - beers only here... id keep it and punt it for a fortune in 4 months time... Probably not a bad thing if there’s no El D on the shelves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 27 minutes ago, RB91 said: Probably not a bad thing if there’s no El D on the shelves so instead i got a half btl of rum and 10 pint cans of tennents - the next morning was mental torture - i thought i was brain damaged - the heebie jeebies x 1000...brutal man!... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 never again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 minute ago, TJFF said: so instead i got a half btl of rum and 10 pint cans of tennents - the next morning was mental torture - i thought i was brain damaged - the heebie jeebies x 1000...brutal man!... I had a couple of bottles of the monks finest and 8 pint cans a couple of weeks ago, I was rough as fuck the next day. Just got bottles of pinot Grigio and pint tins of tennents Now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 if i wasnt a boozer before all of this shit - which i was, i am now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJFF Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 red coupon and under 50 - yay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Gkell727 said: Soon be back in the pubs lads my local has promised to open up at 9am to the regulars the day lockdown ends. Fuck me are they gonna regret that My folks are looking at buying a pub and inn. Be handy if lockdown happens again, I’ll go and live there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 13 minutes ago, Gkell727 said: If my parents did that the business would go bust within months. I’m just looking for free drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonin Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) Ahahah, that's funny. Did you drink it all yet lol? Edited May 19, 2020 by Antonin I love your profile picture btw ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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