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The TGC Limerick Competition *WINNER ANNOUNCED*


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Ok people, time to get your creative heads on.

As the title says, we would like you to come up with your best TGC Limerick.

@MrUKHackz has kindly agreed to give a £25 Amazon voucher to the winner and he is also the judge, so you need the impress the boss!

I will put a Limerick up as I've done one but I wont be entering, just gives an idea.

Good luck everyone. Hope we get plenty of entries 

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There once was a man called Solario

Who thought he was a bit of a lothario

His coronavirus cure met with dread

and now the ladies are dead

 Now old Solario has no fanny-o

 

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Just now, Jan1991 said:

There once was a man called Kevin

He was always doing his missus head in

Since he joined the TGC forum

His better half and doggy he ignored 'em

So she thought feck it I may as well join in!

Better watch what you’re saying now @Kev40

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Here's my effort, but as I said not an entry.

TGC is the place to be.                            Doesn't matter if you're a he or a she.    Plenty of things to be done and to say.  We've even got Solario to cook and to pray

It doesn't matter if you gamble or not.    Always someone else to hit the jackpot.  Great to see a big win on a slot.                 

And then you gamble it and lose the plot

Nothing much to gamble on as we speak.                                                        Until this Corona reaches its peak.        One day soon we'll hit them bookies.      Until then just keep raiding the cookies

 

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Just now, david1111 said:

Here's my effort, but as I said not an entry.

TGC is the place to be.                                Doesn't matter if you're a he or a she.      Plenty of things to be done and to say.      We've even got Solario to cook and to pray

It doesn't matter if you gamble or not.      Always someone else to hit the jackpot.  Great to see a big win on a slot.                  And then you gamble it and lose the plot

Nothing much to gamble on as we speak.                                                            Until this Corona reaches its peak.          One day soon we'll hit them bookies.          Until then just keep raiding the cookies

 

That’s not a limerick lad!, that’s more like the Gettysburg address.

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3 minutes ago, Player1173 said:

There was once a lady from Bealing,

Who thought she was rather appealing,

She laid on her back,

And opened her crack,

And pissed all over the ceiling.

I always thought she was from Ealing.

Try again mate, tgc related 😂

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Jack and Jill went up the hill,

so Jack could lick Jills fanny,

Jack got a shock,

and a mouthful of cock,

as he found out Jill’s real name was Danny  

 

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Shit. Will do TGC one. My bad.
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1 minute ago, Douvan said:

I could do these all day. 
 

A TGC member called Denman 

is very skilled at condescension

he calls people names

and makes them feel shame

turns out he’s just craving attention  

 

 

Choose one mate, only 1 entry allowed

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9 minutes ago, centipede said:

There was a TGC member called @Blacko,

Who entered into a relationship with @Hacko 1,

After a lot of gayness,

Inside @Hacko 1's anus,

They realised they both preferred taco

There once was a fella named Centipede

who spent all day smoking weed,

He once had a go at old Blacko and ended up with a boot to the sacko.

Now each time he pisses he bleeds.

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7 minutes ago, philinvicta said:

There was once a lad called Crunch

Who thought he had won a bunch

Kev then came along

Said you were not superstrong

And he left to join a wunch

 

A wunch 😂, unless you’re Jonathon Ross I ain’t accepting Wunch. 

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1 minute ago, crazyrightmeow said:

Is this a British thing? It sounds like rapping. 😂

I preferred the old skool where the threads involved posting which celeb had the best tits but it’s all gone too PC for me these days.

BTW @Gkell727 PC stands for political correctness and not Police Constable, I need the 25 bucks to take your missus out for a bowl of soup, pity there ain’t enough to get me a bowl as well.

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One day Nicola opened a thread on the forum

she promised us comps and dollars to spend

but little that we knew she was trying to con the whole forum

she thought they are all naive as fuck

but Denman put stick in her ass


🤔Is that good or I missed the whole concept?


                                                                                                 

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