david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Ok people, time to get your creative heads on. As the title says, we would like you to come up with your best TGC Limerick. @MrUKHackz has kindly agreed to give a £25 Amazon voucher to the winner and he is also the judge, so you need the impress the boss! I will put a Limerick up as I've done one but I wont be entering, just gives an idea. Good luck everyone. Hope we get plenty of entries 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) Can we temporarily use the C word again? Edited April 18, 2020 by Blacko 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Blacko said: Can we temporarily use the C word again? Sure you can find something that rhymes with fudge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I thought you meant Limerick race course, like virtuals ha haa, I can't judge this, you need to be an English expert!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) There once was a man called Solario Who thought he was a bit of a lothario His coronavirus cure met with dread and now the ladies are dead Now old Solario has no fanny-o Edited April 18, 2020 by Blacko 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan1991 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 There once was a man called Kevin He was always doing his missus head in Since he joined the TGC forum His better half and doggy he ignored 'em So she thought feck it I may as well join in! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h0tsh0t87 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I don’t know what a limerick is so does this count Tgc is a website for all- we have gamblers, cooks and a man with one ball. Hackz is the boss ,he rules the site so I’ll finish the poem with WATFORD ARE SHITE 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Just now, Jan1991 said: There once was a man called Kevin He was always doing his missus head in Since he joined the TGC forum His better half and doggy he ignored 'em So she thought feck it I may as well join in! Better watch what you’re saying now @Kev40 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev40 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, RB91 said: Better watch what you’re saying now @Kev40 Now I'm in trouble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) Here's my effort, but as I said not an entry. TGC is the place to be. Doesn't matter if you're a he or a she. Plenty of things to be done and to say. We've even got Solario to cook and to pray It doesn't matter if you gamble or not. Always someone else to hit the jackpot. Great to see a big win on a slot. And then you gamble it and lose the plot Nothing much to gamble on as we speak. Until this Corona reaches its peak. One day soon we'll hit them bookies. Until then just keep raiding the cookies Edited April 18, 2020 by david1111 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Just now, david1111 said: Here's my effort, but as I said not an entry. TGC is the place to be. Doesn't matter if you're a he or a she. Plenty of things to be done and to say. We've even got Solario to cook and to pray It doesn't matter if you gamble or not. Always someone else to hit the jackpot. Great to see a big win on a slot. And then you gamble it and lose the plot Nothing much to gamble on as we speak. Until this Corona reaches its peak. One day soon we'll hit them bookies. Until then just keep raiding the cookies That’s not a limerick lad!, that’s more like the Gettysburg address. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 Just now, Blacko said: That’s not a limerick lad!, that’s more like the Gettysburg address. Don't know why it's gone all over the shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Player1173 said: There was once a lady from Bealing, Who thought she was rather appealing, She laid on her back, And opened her crack, And pissed all over the ceiling. I always thought she was from Ealing. Try again mate, tgc related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douvan Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick Jills fanny, Jack got a shock, and a mouthful of cock, as he found out Jill’s real name was Danny Edited April 18, 2020 by Douvan Shit. Will do TGC one. My bad. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douvan Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 There once was a slap head named Hackz, who recently found out some fackz, all about hair, and why his ain’t there, and why its all grown round his sack(z) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Douvan said: I could do these all day. A TGC member called Denman is very skilled at condescension he calls people names and makes them feel shame turns out he’s just craving attention Choose one mate, only 1 entry allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douvan Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Ok. Delete Jess and Denman please. I like the Hackz one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest centipede Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 There was a TGC member called @Blacko, Who entered into a relationship with @Hacko 1, After a lot of gayness, Inside @Hacko 1's anus, They realised they both preferred taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, centipede said: There was a TGC member called @Blacko, Who entered into a relationship with @Hacko 1, After a lot of gayness, Inside @Hacko 1's anus, They realised they both preferred taco There once was a fella named Centipede who spent all day smoking weed, He once had a go at old Blacko and ended up with a boot to the sacko. Now each time he pisses he bleeds. Edited April 18, 2020 by Blacko 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 There was once a lad called Crunch Who thought he had won a bunch Kev then came along Said you were not superstrong And he left to join a wunch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, philinvicta said: There was once a lad called Crunch Who thought he had won a bunch Kev then came along Said you were not superstrong And he left to join a wunch A wunch , unless you’re Jonathon Ross I ain’t accepting Wunch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrightmeow Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Is this a British thing? It sounds like rapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, crazyrightmeow said: Is this a British thing? It sounds like rapping. I preferred the old skool where the threads involved posting which celeb had the best tits but it’s all gone too PC for me these days. BTW @Gkell727 PC stands for political correctness and not Police Constable, I need the 25 bucks to take your missus out for a bowl of soup, pity there ain’t enough to get me a bowl as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pstaker Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 (edited) There is a great streamer called Paul. He met up with some guys in Blackpool. Loads of rums he kept buying Until tables went flying Cos lil ol staker couldn’t handle them all Edited April 18, 2020 by 1pstaker 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyrightmeow Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 One day Nicola opened a thread on the forum she promised us comps and dollars to spend but little that we knew she was trying to con the whole forum she thought they are all naive as fuck but Denman put stick in her assIs that good or I missed the whole concept? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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