Sgt_bilk0 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 You're so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller26 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Just now, Sgt_bilk0 said: You're so beautiful that you made me forget my chat up line Bilko man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev40 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Miller26 said: I did blow a telly up whilst trying to be romanticĀ Do tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 The most romantic thing I ever did was write my ex-wife a poem. It went something like; Ā My favouriteĀ moments with you are when you're quiet, Oh and btw yes your bum does look big in that you need to go on a diet No dear I wasn't just looking at that other woman walking down the street I was ogling her entirely from the top of her head down to her feet Ā No honey I am not on the computer looking at porn, degeneracy and filth and no honey I have no idea how my search history is filled with blonde milf And of course dear, I absolutely do still love you, I don't spend everyday filled with regret wishing for something new Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Gkell727 said: Did this poem have any bearing on her now being estrangedĀ Ā No I wouldn't have thought so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller26 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Kev40 said: Do tell Nothing special really mate but I was about 18 or 19 at the time. She come around mine for a night in.Ā Now to set the sexy scene, I bought some of these triangle things you lit and they gave of a sexy scent. I put it on top of the telly lit and forgot About it until the telly set on fire half way through 6th senseĀ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 @DenmanĀ This is how I imagine a dinner party with you and @Miller26Ā would goĀ Ā 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, MrUKHackz said: @DenmanĀ This is how I imagine a dinner party with you and @Miller26Ā would goĀ Ā Ā Hell naw. I am a feminist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller26 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Gone to write something about 5 times then deleted itĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Just now, Miller26 said: Gone to write something about 5 times then deleted itĀ Thats a sign you're in love 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Anyway, there is something creepy and very wrong about Adam wanting to hear romantic stories.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller26 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Just now, MrUKHackz said: Thats a sign you're in love I'm in love with a horse in the 3.15 at Rippon,ive followed her for ages, I've always backed her, I've spent a fortune on her, she always annoys me when she fails to turn up.Ā Ā Gambling heyĀ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 55 minutes ago, Kev40 said: I don't know whether you would call this a romantic gesture or not but shortly after going out with a woman in 2003 i rang her for a chat one afternoon. We had only been seeing each other a week or two and i don't think either of us believed it to be serious. Anyway she didn't answer the phone but her daughter did who was 10 years old at the time. I spoke to her for approximately 5 mins asking about her favourite subject at school (maths) and what she was having for tea. She replied with meat mash potato and carrots. She eventually passed the phone on to her mum who appeared very happy to hear from me. Some years later and still with the same woman she told me she had fallen for me even more so because i was the only bloke to show interest in her daughter. I had no clue this was the way to her heart and was just been myself and i think she knew that and that's why she fell for me. Now in 2020 I'm still with the same woman and have a stepdaughter who i consider my own daughter who has grown up to be a beautiful lady who I'm extremely proud of especially after she graduated with a degree from de montfort university in Leicester. I suppose the moral of the story is you don't always have to try and be romantic. Just by been yourself can sometimes work wonders. Love this Just what I needed to hearĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacko 1 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Approach said lady of your liking, sniff the air around her and in your very best Hannibal Ā lector voice say Come and see me in 3 days my dear you will be ripe then. Ā Ā Ā Ā 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter clark Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 HA HAĀ Not from me,Ā but Ā out of all the lines i have heard as a taxi driver is this . Awrite darlin. fancy gon halfers on a bastardĀ ?Ā Still laugh when i think about it. HA HA Dunno how he got on but they did go into the party together . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 The most romantic thing I have done and Iām very much a giver and not so good at receiving. We had been through a tough time due to significant loses family wise his side. I called and arranged in secret annual leave for him. We woke that morning and he was putting on his suit for work as I said thereās no need for that today. He was tired and at the end of his tether.Ā I had booked a hotel for three nights and four days. He still didnāt know what was going on. I gave him a CD which was Somewhere only we know by Keane and he instantly knew where we were heading.Ā Ā I still recall his smile to this day and though we are no longer together I will always hold a torch as he was and is aĀ wonderful man x Ā Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player1173 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Roses are red So are your lips Please sit on my face And wiggle your hips 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Why valentine's Day anyway. If you're lucky enough to be in a loving relationship you should show it every dayĀ It wouldn't take much, small gestures, kind words. That would have been enough for me any day 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, david1111 said: Why valentine's Day anyway. If you're lucky enough to be in a loving relationship you should show it every dayĀ It wouldn't take much, small gestures, kind words. That would have been enough for me any day Ā 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 6 minutes ago, Blacko said: Ā I was just having a moment there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, david1111 said: I was just having a moment there Up to now i'm 35 nicker for flowers, 25 for pyjamas, 3 quid for a bag and tissue to wrap them in and 4 notes for a card. Last year I bought her a pair of slippers and a vibrator, told her if she didn't like the slippers then she could go fuck herself. I'll take the Amazon vouchers. Edited February 12, 2020 by Blacko 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamuk Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Some great answers here I'm glad I'm not judging it!!!Ā Keep them coming. There are some Romantics on here it seems. Ā Oh and then @DenmanĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Litoris Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Roses are redĀ Violets are blueĀ I've got a knifeĀ Get in the vanĀ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Litoris Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 My Heart is like a cabbageĀ divided in to twoĀ the leaves i give to othersĀ the heart i give to youĀ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Litoris Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Hearts are red clubs are black come over here and fill my .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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