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The most romantic thing I ever did was write my ex-wife a poem. It went something like;

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My favouriteĀ  moments with you are when you're quiet,

Oh and btw yes your bum does look big in that you need to go on a diet

No dear I wasn't just looking at that other woman walking down the street

I was ogling her entirely from the top of her head down to her feet

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No honey I am not on the computer looking at porn, degeneracy and filth

and no honey I have no idea how my search history is filled with blonde milf

And of course dear, I absolutely do still love you,

I don't spend everyday filled with regret wishing for something new

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2 minutes ago, Kev40 said:

Do tell

Nothing special really mate but I was about 18 or 19 at the time. She come around mine for a night in.Ā 

Now to set the sexy scene, I bought some of these triangle things you lit and they gave of a sexy scent. I put it on top of the telly lit and forgot About it until the telly set on fire half way through 6th senseĀ 

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55 minutes ago, Kev40 said:

I don't know whether you would call this a romantic gesture or not but shortly after going out with a woman in 2003 i rang her for a chat one afternoon. We had only been seeing each other a week or two and i don't think either of us believed it to be serious. Anyway she didn't answer the phone but her daughter did who was 10 years old at the time. I spoke to her for approximately 5 mins asking about her favourite subject at school (maths) and what she was having for tea. She replied with meat mash potato and carrots. She eventually passed the phone on to her mum who appeared very happy to hear from me. Some years later and still with the same woman she told me she had fallen for me even more so because i was the only bloke to show interest in her daughter. I had no clue this was the way to her heart and was just been myself and i think she knew that and that's why she fell for me. Now in 2020 I'm still with the same woman and have a stepdaughter who i consider my own daughter who has grown up to be a beautiful lady who I'm extremely proud of especially after she graduated with a degree from de montfort university in Leicester. I suppose the moral of the story is you don't always have to try and be romantic. Just by been yourself can sometimes work wonders.

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The most romantic thing I have done and Iā€™m very much a giver and not so good at receiving.

We had been through a tough time due to significant loses family wise his side.

I called and arranged in secret annual leave for him. We woke that morning and he was putting on his suit for work as I said thereā€™s no need for that today. He was tired and at the end of his tether.Ā 

I had booked a hotel for three nights and four days. He still didnā€™t know what was going on. I gave him a CD which was Somewhere only we know by Keane and he instantly knew where we were heading.Ā 
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I still recall his smile to this day and though we are no longer together I will always hold a torch as he was and is aĀ wonderful man x
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4 minutes ago, david1111 said:

I was just having a moment therešŸ˜‚

Up to now i'm 35 nicker for flowers, 25 for pyjamas, 3 quid for a bag and tissue to wrap them in and 4 notes for a card. Last year I bought her a pair of slippers and a vibrator, told her if she didn't like the slippers then she could go fuck herself.

I'll take the Amazon vouchers.

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