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Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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9 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Does this mean I have to drink from glasses

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I’m shite at anything but I bet someone comes up with something good kinks . Come on guys 

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17 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Your homework looks hard. Would you like me to eat it for you?

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1 minute ago, Chair Slots said:

Your homework looks hard. Would you like me to eat it for you?

I like that alot 

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21 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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You should have put these on before you picked the wallpaper

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1 minute ago, david1111 said:

You should have put these on before you picked the wallpaper

Hahahahahahhaha you wanker

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Definitely the homework by chairslots. 100% winner 

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41 minutes ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Wished i stuck these on last night.

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23 minutes ago, Chair Slots said:

Your homework looks hard. Would you like me to eat it for you?

Well googled mate beat me to it 😂

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Bring me sunshine !!

The dog looks like Eric morecambe with the glasses !! 

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1 hour ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Oh no! Mum has 3 vibrators up her snatch again. 

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Oh. Inappropriate. Its for school. 

 

"Oh no. Mum has 3 of those shakey sausages up her quivering love pudding again".

 

Fixed.

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1 hour ago, Chair Slots said:

Your homework looks hard. Would you like me to eat it for you?

Winner 

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3 hours ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Hi, its Mister Inspector Booty.

Do you mind me taking a look at that fine ass of yours, and see if dinners ready ?

 

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4 hours ago, Denman said:

Oh. Inappropriate. Its for school. 

 

"Oh no. Mum has 3 of those shakey sausages up her quivering love pudding again".

 

Fixed.

Haahahahahaha

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11 hours ago, Denman said:

 

Oh no! Mum has 3 vibrators up her snatch again. 

I actually lol'd on the train at this. I was toying with some ideas about needing glasses because it got fed up of sniffing arseholes all the time due to poor eyesight but while I had a base in there somewhere ultimately it came to nothing. Writer's block. If anyone wants to work on developing this awesome gag then feel free to pick it up and run with it.

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13 hours ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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My name is Michael Caine(ine)

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2 hours ago, 1pstaker said:

My name is Michael Caine(ine)

Our dogs an attention seeker! Always making a big spectacle of herself.

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17 hours ago, Kinkerbells said:

Ok so my littlest has a competition at school where by she sends a funny photo of her pet with a caption. Problem is I'm completely rubbish at things like this. Wondering if you could help. So here's the photo I chose.

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Saves me going outside to sniff the bins

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