Blacko Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 This is my last night in Benidorm and I'm sitting here with a fucking twisted knee the size of Rollas head, I can hardly fucking stand. What sympathy do I get from the missus... fuck all that's what! I've been moaning about it for hours hoping I can lie back in bed and watch the high stakes session that may be happening. Instead she has me walking a fucking mile to watch a shaking Stevens tribute act of all things. I didn't even like the fucker back I the 80's. I know I'm a newbie here but any sympathy is welcome 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieFC Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Ahhhh mate, women eh. There is no kneed to be dragging you out, it shouldn't be a joint effort to go and see Shaking Stevens. Grab a few beers, get inkneebriated to dampen the pain. Sorry, I know these are corn knee.... best of luck with your evening. Sounds like you may be shaking more than Stephen though. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markymark Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, RichieFC said: Ahhhh mate, women eh. There is no kneed to be dragging you out, it shouldn't be a joint effort to go and see Shaking Stevens. Grab a few beers, get inkneebriated to dampen the pain. Sorry, I know these are corn knee.... best of luck with your evening. Sounds like you may be shaking more than Stephen though. Leave now @RichieFC 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy_tgc Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Don't worry about your knee just drink the pain away It's your last night on holiday. Just do what i do on my last night, go out get wasted and if your divvy like mwah get the 6am transfer whilst hanging. You'll be back in the uk soon free healtcare on the NHS so don't worry about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, Blacko said: This is my last night in Benidorm and I'm sitting here with a fucking twisted knee the size of Rollas head, I can hardly fucking stand. What sympathy do I get from the missus... fuck all that's what! I've been moaning about it for hours hoping I can lie back in bed and watch the high stakes session that may be happening. Instead she has me walking a fucking mile to watch a shaking Stevens tribute act of all things. I didn't even like the fucker back I the 80's. I know I'm a newbie here but any sympathy is welcome Did you bang your knee on a green door 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev40 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Sympathy for been in Spain enjoying the sun sea sand and of course sangria . While were at home with forecasts of 10 degrees tomorrow. No chance mate ha ha. Lucy's right drink the pain away. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markymark Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, david1111 said: Did you bang your knee on a green door You better join Richie 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy_tgc Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 @Kev40 i bet he's in tucked up in bed with a thermomotor up his bum, i need to stop drinking 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinkerbells Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Shaken Stevens at least if your leg starts trembling through pain you'll just look like your joining in dancing 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crunchie Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 What's the wife's name Oh Julie? so once she put on her Lipstick, Powder and Paint you left This Ole House to where she made you watch Shakin Stevens? you then told her You drive Me Crazy, but you said Because I Love you, were not leaving till he sings Merry Christmas Everyone. which made her Cry just a Little Bit Did that sum up the evening? 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownman24 Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Get white girl wasted and deal with the knee in the morning 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted May 2, 2019 Author Share Posted May 2, 2019 Tucked up in my wanking chariot with a sack of ice wrapped round me knee. Thanks for the sympathy folks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted May 3, 2019 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Did you cry just a little bit ? . . . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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