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1 hour ago, Denman said:

I think I broke my little toe yesterday morning, one of the horses pretty much jumped on it. Phoned the doctor and he didn't give a fuck, said unless the bone was sticking out or it was bent sideways they don't do anything, he sounded so put out by me bothering him about my poorly little toe. The nail is like 90% hanging off so I went to bed with a bandage wrapped around it and 3 pairs of socks scared I would snag it. It was hurting like a fudger all night at about 3am I went and got a box of frozen fish fingers to try numb it. Still hurting like a fuck when I woke up and I had a box of defrosted fish fingers in bed with me seeping out fish juice all over my fine linen (I have a thing about linen).

 

Now I am just looking at it with tears in my eyes and a pair of nail clippers in hand. I know what I need to do but I am pretty sure its going to hurt more than my Mistress when I have been a very bad boy. On my first attempt I got an inch away from it with the nail clippers and had to go have a stress poo. 

 

I hope everyone stands in dogshit today. Go fuck yourselves.

How in fuck did a horse manage to step on your toe?, what were you doing at the time! trying to dance with it.

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1 hour ago, Denman said:

I think I broke my little toe yesterday morning, one of the horses pretty much jumped on it. Phoned the doctor and he didn't give a fuck, said unless the bone was sticking out or it was bent sideways they don't do anything, he sounded so put out by me bothering him about my poorly little toe. The nail is like 90% hanging off so I went to bed with a bandage wrapped around it and 3 pairs of socks scared I would snag it. It was hurting like a fudger all night at about 3am I went and got a box of frozen fish fingers to try numb it. Still hurting like a fuck when I woke up and I had a box of defrosted fish fingers in bed with me seeping out fish juice all over my fine linen (I have a thing about linen).

 

Now I am just looking at it with tears in my eyes and a pair of nail clippers in hand. I know what I need to do but I am pretty sure its going to hurt more than my Mistress when I have been a very bad boy. On my first attempt I got an inch away from it with the nail clippers and had to go have a stress poo. 

 

I hope everyone stands in dogshit today. Go fuck yourselves.

Get a walking boot ordered off amazon. Cost you about £30.

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Why would you waste a perfectly good box of birds eye on a rank rotten foot

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Archaeology 4/1 looks like a nice little prick to have a line on today. Resumed this season appearing at Redcard at the end of last month over a mile, finishing 2nd by a baw hair to Scottish Summit, keeping on well in the closing stages. King Ragnar finished 3rd in that race who hasnt finished out of the frame in 10 starts and subsequently went on to finish 2nd by a neck in his next race. The 6th Garden Oasis also went on to win next time out. Archy did reappear at Thirks a week after and finished 6th, basically no impression in the race which would be the only worry today. This isnt exactly a strng race and runs today of a mark of 82 and is just 2 lbs above winning a while ago at Doncaster so the impression is should be able to show up today with a good run hopefully.

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29 minutes ago, howfin said:

Archaeology 4/1 looks like a nice little prick to have a line on today. Resumed this season appearing at Redcard at the end of last month over a mile, finishing 2nd by a baw hair to Scottish Summit, keeping on well in the closing stages. King Ragnar finished 3rd in that race who hasnt finished out of the frame in 10 starts and subsequently went on to finish 2nd by a neck in his next race. The 6th Garden Oasis also went on to win next time out. Archy did reappear at Thirks a week after and finished 6th, basically no impression in the race which would be the only worry today. This isnt exactly a strng race and runs today of a mark of 82 and is just 2 lbs above winning a while ago at Doncaster so the impression is should be able to show up today with a good run hopefully.

Have been looking at the same race mate and cannot disagree with your write up but would be inclined to take your selection on with Granite City Roc. He has two CD wins in the bag and has won four times on different surfaces at distances ranging from 1m to 1m3. ‘Tis also a tad better off at the weights.

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25 minutes ago, Blampy said:

Have been looking at the same race mate and cannot disagree with your write up but would be inclined to take your selection on with Granite City Roc. He has two CD wins in the bag and has won four times on different surfaces at distances ranging from 1m to 1m3. ‘Tis also a tad better off at the weights.

Still seems a bit too high in the weights for me but this is a poor race so i woldnt be suprised either

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54 minutes ago, howfin said:

2 useless bastards

I'll get me coat 

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37 minutes ago, Blampy said:

I'll get me coat 

Was a shite race an of course the 3 legged bastard wins

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7 hours ago, Blacko said:

How in fuck did a horse manage to step on your toe?, what were you doing at the time! trying to dance with it.

 

I was letting her out for the day. Also had a basket full of treats. So she got a bit excited on the way out. I hadn't changed my footwear yet either at that point. It is still hurting life a mother fucker. 

 

 

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15 minutes ago, Denman said:

 

I was letting her out for the day. Also had a basket full of treats. So she got a bit excited on the way out. I hadn't changed my footwear yet either at that point. It is still hurting life a mother fucker. 

 

 

Only thing you can do if you think it is broken is tape it to the next toe and let it mend of it's own accord. As for the toe nail I wouldn't know 

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15 minutes ago, Denman said:

 

I was letting her out for the day. Also had a basket full of treats. So she got a bit excited on the way out. I hadn't changed my footwear yet either at that point. It is still hurting life a mother fucker. 

 

 

Well mate your foot may hurt like fuck today but at least you can still run faster than @howfin selection at Hamilton today. His post was that well presented that I actually walked to the bookies in the pouring rain to back it, please ask your horse if it could see it’s way to giving him a kick in the bollocks 😂

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10 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Well mate your foot may hurt like fuck today but at least you can still run faster than @howfin selection at Hamilton today. His post was that well presented that I actually walked to the bookies in the pouring rain to back it, please ask your horse if it could see it’s way to giving him a kick in the bollocks 😂

Die please ma tip was solid no ma fault da race wuz rigged

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13 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Well mate your foot may hurt like fuck today but at least you can still run faster than @howfin selection at Hamilton today. His post was that well presented that I actually walked to the bookies in the pouring rain to back it, please ask your horse if it could see it’s way to giving him a kick in the bollocks 😂

 

Ever since he started posting those long coherent posts about football I have not trusted him. I think he has one of those Texan Brain Eating Ameoba's making him more literate. 

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36 minutes ago, Denman said:

 

Ever since he started posting those long coherent posts about football I have not trusted him. I think he has one of those Texan Brain Eating Ameoba's making him more literate. 

Am fuckin ragin cause sheffield cost me ma fuckin acca yisterday

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This next at Newcastle is probably going to be all about the favourite. But I wouldn't entirely discount Solar Joe especially at that price. 

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33 minutes ago, Denman said:

A loser and my toe still hurts. 

Baby 👶, all that moaning just because a Shetland pony stepped on your toe.

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9 minutes ago, Blacko said:

Baby 👶, all that moaning just because a Shetland pony stepped on your toe.

 

Let me fucking stamp on your little toe and see how you like it you fucking prick eared maggot pie. 

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2 minutes ago, Blacko said:

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I know people with shetland ponies, they are supposedly not big eaters, but all I have heard about them is that all they do is eat and shit. They are cute though. 😂 

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My old site agent on a hydro job was late in one Monday morning. Her fucking horse Literally ate her ear. 😂 think she’d rather have ended up with the Gammy toe than half an ear.

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22 minutes ago, RB91 said:

My old site agent on a hydro job was late in one Monday morning. Her fucking horse Literally ate her ear. 😂 think she’d rather have ended up with the Gammy toe than half an ear.

 

Oh yes, some of them will bite. My two are fine, they are gentle eaters, with the exception being ice lollies. Every so often during the summer I'd give them a fab or a bucket of ice with apples etc in, and I have no doubt that for a fab especially they would have your fecking arm off for it. 

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20 minutes ago, Denman said:

 

Oh yes, some of them will bite. My two are fine, they are gentle eaters, with the exception being ice lollies. Every so often during the summer I'd give them a fab or a bucket of ice with apples etc in, and I have no doubt that for a fab especially they would have your fecking arm off for it. 

Beautiful creatures!, my family have been donating to Bransby rescue centre for a long time now. None of us have owned a horse, closest I have been to a horse is taking the autistic kids to bovington horse riding lessons on a Saturday afternoon many moons ago.

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Yesterday i had a 4 fold acca on the PL games, 3 come in and sheffield fucked me deep and hard by not scoring after having numerous sitters. Today i had a 3 fold acca, 2 come in an arsenal fuck me especially lacazette who had a sitter to equalise (bet was draw in that game)... but nope... deep an hard anal drilling. Rule of thumb fuck football accas

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