Blampy Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 No no no no @david1111 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacko 1 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I’ve just heard this on the tv What do you call a woman on a tennis court. Annette 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Dear Deirdre Hi You wrote back to me telling me that masturbation was perfectly normal, well if that's the case why was I escorted today from Tesco's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 Dear Deirdre Hi, I write again to tell you I still have major trust issues with people If Deirdre is even your REAL name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 I’ve had to give up my new job as a postman, I looked at the first letter and though this isn’t for me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) I met my postman the other day as I left for work In chatting he said he had slept with every woman in my street all bar one That'l be that snobby cow next door Edited January 9, 2020 by Bangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 https://fbwat.ch/1rsbsjpJYkbu98sR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triggered101 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 What's black and white and eats like a horse!! A Zebra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Triggered101 said: What's black and white and eats like a horse!! A Zebra I see someone still has a few spare Christmas crackers lying about 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triggered101 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, VillaLad said: I see someone still has a few spare Christmas crackers lying about It's one of the legend Peter Kay's warm up jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I always remember my first boxing match in Glasgow Round 1 was badly cut under the right eye Round 2 I was badly cut over the left eye The minute round 3 started i shouted over to the Ref...............................FFS take that knife off him before he kills me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I had a nice dinner last night with dumplings Shouldn't call her that but she's a big girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 Went into the sea with a piece of meat, but came out as it was a bit choppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Had to visit the sperm bank the other day... The woman behind the counter said “could you please masturbate in the cup” I replied “well I am pretty good at it but I ain’t ready to enter any tournaments yet” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andymitzy Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Everyone complaining that there’s no work and losing jobs!! my jobs booming I’m a debt collector and everyone’s in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Andymitzy said: Everyone complaining that there’s no work and losing jobs!! my jobs booming I’m a debt collector and everyone’s in Are you really now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacko 1 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 27 minutes ago, Andymitzy said: Everyone complaining that there’s no work and losing jobs!! my jobs booming I’m a debt collector and everyone’s in Under normal circumstances when the debt collectors come a knocking I have a little play about with them, the police came to his rescue after 6 hours last time boo hoo but if they came a knocking today I’d welcome them into my home with open arms and even make them a brew 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 I was once addicted to brake fluid, but I knew I could stop at any time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredthedog1 Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 WANNA HEAR A JOKE! MY SELECTION IN THE 19:30 RACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chair Slots Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Someone told me a funny joke today but I’d probably get banned if I posted it on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Just heard Santa's workshop is behind on making the presents as they have had to Elf isolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, david1111 said: Just heard Santa's workshop is behind on making the presents as they have had to Elf isolate Elf and Safety is my priority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, philinvicta said: Elf and Safety is my priority Makes sense if you're elf employed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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