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david1111 16,943 Posted April 3, 2019 What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markymark 3,983 Posted April 3, 2019 What's brown and runs up your leg? Homesick Jobbie. Al get my coat! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 11,170 Posted April 3, 2019 When it comes to fishing my friend is so secretive about what bait he uses, he's a real old school master at catching fish, I've encouraged this old master at selling his own product and hopefully it will be on the shelves very soon, might even see him on Dragons Den so lookout for his name and product name Richard Bush the Master Baiter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 11,170 Posted April 3, 2019 Guy was at Court today for stealing Calender's from WH Smiths He was found guilty and the judge gave him 12 months 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chair Slots 2,697 Posted April 3, 2019 What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 16,943 Posted April 4, 2019 My first girlfriend was 6ft 7. It was like learning to drive in a bus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chair Slots 2,697 Posted April 5, 2019 I phoned the RSPCA earlier and said "Hi, I was just walking through the woods and I found a suitcase, and inside there was a fox and 4 cubs." The lady said, "Oh that's terrible, are they moving?" I said "I've no idea, but that would explain the suitcase." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 11,170 Posted April 5, 2019 I got a letter today saying I no longer Owe Child Support Made me fooking laugh Be careful men, Some females are ruthless and only regain that smile when they get EVERYTHING!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hacko 1 3,110 Posted April 6, 2019 Guy goes to jail and is shown to his cell,upon opening the cell door he is greeted by his new cell mate, an absolute brute of a man. The guys obviously shitting himself and this brute says to him ‘right we’re gonna play a game of mummy’s and daddies which one do you want to be’ Well the guy thinks to himself haha I’m not stupid and replies to the brute I’ll be the daddy. The brute replied ok no probs now come and suck mummies cock. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 11,170 Posted April 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Hacko 1 said: Guy goes to jail and is shown to his cell,upon opening the cell door he is greeted by his new cell mate, an absolute brute of a man. The guys obviously shitting himself and this brute says to him ‘right we’re gonna play a game of mummy’s and daddies which one do you want to be’ Well the guy thinks to himself haha I’m not stupid and replies to the brute I’ll be the daddy. The brute replied ok no probs now come and suck mummies cock. An old one of mine that lol Kicking about some other thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hacko 1 3,110 Posted April 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bangers said: An old one of mine that lol Kicking about some other thread Lol it’s a gem, it’s stuck in my head for years that, a classic 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1pstaker 10,776 Posted July 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, david1111 said: Knock knock Who's there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 16,943 Posted July 15, 2019 Just now, 1pstaker said: Who's there? Cow says Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1pstaker 10,776 Posted July 15, 2019 1 minute ago, david1111 said: Cow says Dear oh dear... Ok, Cows says who? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 16,943 Posted July 15, 2019 Just now, 1pstaker said: Dear oh dear... Ok, Cows says who? No. Cow says moooi 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1pstaker 10,776 Posted July 15, 2019 (edited) @david1111 Knock knock.... Edited July 15, 2019 by 1pstaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 16,943 Posted July 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, 1pstaker said: @david1111 Knock knock.... Who's there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jok3st3r 11,119 Posted July 15, 2019 The suspense is killing me... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jok3st3r 11,119 Posted July 15, 2019 Is this the joke..... no one is there lol @1pstaker @david1111 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
