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What's brown and runs up your leg? Homesick Jobbie.  Al get my coat!

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When it comes to fishing my friend is so secretive about what bait he uses, he's a real old school master at catching fish,  I've encouraged this old master at selling his own product and hopefully it will be on the shelves very soon, might even see him on Dragons Den so lookout for his name and product name 

Richard Bush the Master Baiter 

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Guy was at Court today for stealing Calender's from WH Smiths 

He was found guilty and the judge gave him 12 months 

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What do broccoli and anal sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

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I phoned the RSPCA earlier and said "Hi, I was just walking through the woods and I found a suitcase, and inside there was a fox and 4 cubs."

The lady said, "Oh that's terrible, are they moving?"

I said "I've no idea, but that would explain the suitcase."

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I got a letter today saying I no longer Owe Child Support 

 

Made me fooking laugh 

 

Be careful men,  Some females are ruthless and only regain that smile when they get EVERYTHING!!!! 

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Guy goes to jail and is shown to his cell,upon opening the cell door he is greeted by his new cell mate, an absolute brute of a man.

The guys obviously shitting himself and this brute says to him ‘right we’re gonna play a game of mummy’s and daddies which one do you want to be’

Well the guy thinks to himself haha I’m not stupid and replies to the brute I’ll be the daddy.

The brute replied ok no probs now come and suck mummies cock.

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8 minutes ago, Hacko 1 said:

Guy goes to jail and is shown to his cell,upon opening the cell door he is greeted by his new cell mate, an absolute brute of a man.

The guys obviously shitting himself and this brute says to him ‘right we’re gonna play a game of mummy’s and daddies which one do you want to be’

Well the guy thinks to himself haha I’m not stupid and replies to the brute I’ll be the daddy.

The brute replied ok no probs now come and suck mummies cock.

An old one of mine that lol 

Kicking about some other thread 

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4 minutes ago, Bangers said:

An old one of mine that lol 

Kicking about some other thread 

Lol it’s a gem, it’s stuck in my head for years that, a classic??

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1 minute ago, david1111 said:

Cow says

Dear oh dear...

Ok,

Cows says who?

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Just now, 1pstaker said:

Dear oh dear...

Ok,

Cows says who?

? No. Cow says moooi

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