Popular Post Blampy Posted March 15, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted March 15, 2019 Full House for Mrs B on her birthday unfortunately only in house and not linked bingo. Only 40 beans but a wins a win. 2 2 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markymark Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Gtfit Mrs B. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 She can buy her own knickers now 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 MAGNETS!!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinkerbells Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Wooooohooooooooooo gtfi Mrs b. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0ORyaanO0o Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Gratz and happy birthday mrs B! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Get the fudge in there Mrs B my andsum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Blampy said: She can buy her own knickers now Is that because you've been banned from the knicker isle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 @Denman dinner tonight squire 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Blampy said: @Denman dinner tonight squire Better telling his butler Rumor has it he's lost two this year already, both lost in the depth of his master-suite carpet 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Bangers said: Rumor has it he's lost two this year already, both lost in the depth of his master-suite carpet One's been found stuck in the edge of the Persian rug, 1 left to find! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Don't fucking talk to me about my fucking diet. Went to the Doctors a few weeks ago now for an annual checkup. "I am going to be blunt..." "Err okay Doc?" "Yeah, you're getting a bit fat, its normal as you get older, but maybe you are a bit fatter than you should be" "What?" "Yeah.... I wouldn't worry about it too much, maybe just walk more or whatever" *flashbacks to all the takeaways, selection boxes** and fastfood I had been troffing* **How does one get moderately plump off a selection box nowadays anyway? Theres fuck all in them, the fucking curly wurlys are a bite. The crunchies no more than 2 bites. I guess I did eat a lot of them though. Anyway, long story short, that really pissed me off, spoke to my missus afterwards and I was waiting for her to agree that the doctor is a fucking prick that doesn't know how to do his job and should be sacked for malpractice. But no, shes like "well you're getting a bit chubby". I was fucking straight out on the bike that afternoon. Fell off half an hour in, been on codeine and big macs since as my backs fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 Bingo cancelled tonight due to adverse weather conditions. In other words fecked if I’m going out in this, so it will be a night in putting more weight due to my penchant for Chardonnay of which I have purchased two bottles. I haven’t got a bike and even if I did it could feck awwff too. COME ON ENGLAND 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 2 hours ago, MrUKHackz said: One's been found stuck in the edge of the Persian rug, 1 left to find! That's where his Gardener lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Denman said: **How does one get moderately plump off a selection box nowadays anyway? Theres fuck all in them, the fucking curly wurlys are a bite. The crunchies no more than 2 bites. I guess I did eat a lot of them though. Does make you wonder what size the selection boxes were all those years ago when Santa was real I blame Brexit . . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, Blampy said: due to adverse weather conditions Yeh we have been really struck with that weather too . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Blampy said: I have purchased two bottles You might have a drink Problem 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted March 16, 2019 Author Share Posted March 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bangers said: Yeh we have been really struck with that weather too . . . Absolutely pissing down aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Blampy said: Absolutely pissing down aswell We call that summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 Our sense of humor gets us by . . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 (edited) We just adapt We only get sunshine warnings now Edited March 16, 2019 by Bangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 16, 2019 Share Posted March 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bangers said: We just adapt We only get sunshine warnings now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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