Blacko Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 4 hours ago, belfastbanter said: Love goin to Scotland especially Glasgow always made welcome. Always welcome till you bump into Don “bangers” Corleone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 10 hours ago, belfastbanter said: Love goin to Scotland especially Glasgow always made welcome. Most of Scottish people are hospitable and very approachable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4houghts Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Bangers said: Most of Scottish people are hospitable and very approachable the problem is even when your nice to us it sounds like you want to kill us 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Blacko said: Always welcome till you bump into Don “bangers” Corleone I was misunderstood but god bless the rehabilitation programme The only threat to sociality is when I post a horse tip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 15 hours ago, RB91 said: I went for a sparkying job at low moss and found out I couldn’t work for HMP because of my lovely cousin Robert O’Hara... piss easy job too, telling fudgers to fix lights and sitting on my fat arse for 45 grand a year. My cousin wasn’t even at low moss. He was in Edinburgh where my interview was. That would have been a nice job fella I met a few screws who were from my home town and they were ok, decent guys doing a Job the best they can, fair and would talk away and gave respect. I couldn't tell you a thing about ''today's'' Low Moss but back in the 80's & 90's it was wild, again never in the place but heard the stories and they were often backed up by other Cons or sections of the Daily Record. It was nicknamed the Chicken Ranch lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, 4houghts said: the problem is even when your nice to us it sounds like you want to kill us I asked a guy for directions to Cheltenham back in 2017 and he was reaching for his wallet while saying ..........Sorry Sorry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 44 minutes ago, Bangers said: That would have been a nice job fella I met a few screws who were from my home town and they were ok, decent guys doing a Job the best they can, fair and would talk away and gave respect. I couldn't tell you a thing about ''today's'' Low Moss but back in the 80's & 90's it was wild, again never in the place but heard the stories and they were often backed up by other Cons or sections of the Daily Record. It was nicknamed the Chicken Ranch lol Easy as fuck job. Sitting on my fat hole. I’m still on the tools now, better money being on the tools than sitting in an office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, RB91 said: Easy as fuck job. Sitting on my fat hole. I’m still on the tools now, better money being on the tools than sitting in an office. Your not up here are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Bangers said: Your not up here are you ? I’m working all over at the minute. Working on Skye quite often these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 21 minutes ago, RB91 said: I’m working all over at the minute. Working on Skye quite often these days. A place I've never been Been all over Scotland but never made Skye Never been to Ireland either or Wales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gkell727 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bangers said: A place I've never been Been all over Scotland but never made Skye Never been to Ireland either or Wales Doing the North coast 500 with the wife July time. To see what the fuss is all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 9 minutes ago, Gkell727 said: Doing the North coast 500 with the wife July time. To see what the fuss is all about. Full of wankers in camper vans. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB91 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Bangers said: A place I've never been Been all over Scotland but never made Skye Never been to Ireland either or Wales Skye’s nice enough pal. Pubs can be good when they’re open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, RB91 said: Full of wankers in camper vans. @Gkell727 I concur with RB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, RB91 said: Skye’s nice enough pal. Pubs can be good when they’re open. It's defo on the shortlist I love kicking about with zero plans but the timing needs to be all good spare £ etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philinvicta Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 20 minutes ago, Gkell727 said: Doing the North coast 500 with the wife July time. To see what the fuss is all about. You should try the North West 200 to help with your getaway times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 I'm pretty sure this is @howfin & Hots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev40 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bangers said: I'm pretty sure this is @howfin & Hots They moving house mate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 Sitting in my local train station a few weeks back and it's a place that NOTHING surprises me anymore Was a family sitting with about 4 kids running about and I just kept feeling it was only a matter of time before one of them fell on the track as they were running about feral style while Mummy & Daddy were both glued to the phone screens, as luck would have it the train comes in and the twat parents put the phones away and as they get on the train the twat mother shouts on one of the little girls ......................HAW BEYONCE you better fecking behave the day. Anyway that same day just before the train came in I just thought WTF! as I looked over to the other platform 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Kev40 said: They moving house mate ? Ram raid at Corals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 23 minutes ago, Bangers said: Sitting in my local train station a few weeks back and it's a place that NOTHING surprises me anymore Was a family sitting with about 4 kids running about and I just kept feeling it was only a matter of time before one of them fell on the track as they were running about feral style while Mummy & Daddy were both glued to the phone screens, as luck would have it the train comes in and the twat parents put the phones away and as they get on the train the twat mother shouts on one of the little girls ......................HAW BEYONCE you better fecking behave the day. Anyway that same day just before the train came in I just thought WTF! as I looked over to the other platform I didn’t realise Dulux gave you one of those dugs when you bought a tin of paint of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Blacko said: I didn’t realise Dulux gave you one of those dugs when you bought a tin of paint of them. My brain just thinks ...........Why have you took yur dug tae work ? I was on the train last night mate and two dicks were on sitting pissed, two gobshites your fae Chapelhall so you know the sort They were giving it all the loud baldy banter thinking they were wide as feck but I was in a really good mood so they lived, they got off at Nitshill - I don't bite with that talk and some of it actually made me laugh, but two utter plums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bangers said: My brain just thinks ...........Why have you took yur dug tae work ? I was on the train last night mate and two dicks were on sitting pissed, two gobshites your fae Chapelhall so you know the sort They were giving it all the loud baldy banter thinking they were wide as feck but I was in a really good mood so they lived, they got off at Nitshill - I don't bite with that talk and some of it actually made me laugh, but two utter plums. You do realise we’ve just got a new mod installed in the shape of young @1pstaker, poor fuckers just in the job and he has you and @Denman to contend with. @MrUKHackz told me they sent him in to calm things between the Israelies and Palestinians for his induction. Edited June 11, 2021 by Blacko 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pstaker Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 49 minutes ago, Blacko said: You do realise we’ve just got a new mod installed in the shape of young @1pstaker, poor fuckers just in the job and he has you and @Denman to contend with. @MrUKHackz told me they sent him in to calm things between the Israelies and Palestinians for his induction. Actually think that assignment be easier to overcome than if you dropped me in the middle of Glasgow!! "Oi bruv, where's the train station"...they'd eat me alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted June 11, 2021 Author Share Posted June 11, 2021 26 minutes ago, 1pstaker said: Actually think that assignment be easier to overcome than if you dropped me in the middle of Glasgow!! "Oi bruv, where's the train station"...they'd eat me alive Friendly bunch us mate, we just sound aggressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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