***Horse Racing Lay Competition***

[spursman]

I am at this very moment looking at ways we can advertise this unique talent of yours

[Guest centipede]

	ENTRIES	1st Choice	2nd Choice	3rd Choice
1	Centipede	1.55 Fakenham – Kilbrew Boy 2/1	2.25 Exeter – Run to Milan	1.20 Fakenham – Sideways 11/4
2	Blampy	1.50 Exeter – Article fifty 10/1	1.00 Catterick – Baratineaur 11/8	3.30 Southwell – Angels Acclain
3	Markymark	12.30 Muselburgh – Liva 5/2	1.40 Musselburgh – Knockgraffon 4/1	1.15 Exeter – Dandolo Due Gite 10/3
4	David111	12.35 Southwell – Hanati 9/4	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1	1.15 Exeter – Trans Express 2/1
5	1pstaker	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1	12.30 Musselburgh – Al Kherb 6/4	1.40 Musselburgh – Upsilon Bleu 3/1
6	Villalad	1.15 Exeter – Cliffs of Dover 7/2	12.30 Musselburgh – Liva 5/2	1.05 Musselburgh – Dans Le Vent 2/1
7	Miller26	12.35 Southwell – Point Zero 6/4	1.10 Southwell – Global Melody 7/2	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1
8	Solario26	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1	2.45 Catterick – Eureu de Boulay	1.15 Exeter – Ebony Gale 11/2
9	MrUkHackz	12.35 Southwell – Point Zero 6/4	12.40 Exeter – Precious Bounty	1.20 Fakenham – Apachee Prince 8/1
10	Sirbetsalot	3.50 Cheltenham – Glory and Fortune	1.35 Catterick – Duke Debarry 3/1	3.20 Catterick – Midnight Queen
11	DIJACKFROST	4.05 Exeter – FAV
12	Crunchienut	1.25 Cheltenham – On the Blind Side 9/4	1.15 Exeter – Cliffs of Dover 7/2	1.30 Fairyhouse – Cairnhill 7/4
13	Kinkerbells	12.55 Fairyhouse – Tara Dylan 10/3	1.25 Cheltenham – Black Op 3/1	2.20 Tramore – Total Recall
14	4houghts	1.25 – Black Op 3/1	3.20 – Wholestone	1.40 – Knockgraffon 4/1
15	Jessr	4.05 Exeter – FAV
16	Rocknrolla	1.10 Tramore – Dont go Mad 6/1	2.00 Cheltenham – Happy Diva 8/1	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1
17	MadSlasherMcgurk	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1	1.50 Exeter – Article 50 10/1	2.25 Exeter – Duke Des Champs
18	Therealwintersoldier	12.55 Fairyhouse – Tara Dylan 10/3	3.00 Exeter – The Last Day	12.50 Cheltenham – Rolling Dylan 4/1

[Mad Slasher McGurk]

Winner winner no chicken dinner lol.

[VillaLad]

7 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said:

Winner winner no chicken dinner lol.

Mate in the race I went out I layed the winner on here and I backed the horse that finished 2nd Fucking typical 

[Mad Slasher McGurk]

Just now, VillaLad said:

Mate in the race I went out I layed the winner on here and I backed the horse that finished 2nd Fucking typical 

Sickener, It's a lot harder than it looks, I remember when I tried my hand at laying horses on Betfair and how it just never worked, I always tried to pick a race with a hot fav but had a rule where there had to be another 2 horses in the race that had a chance of beating it and I could never get enough right to make profit.

[Frosty]

Sorry, Just woke up and forgot about this. Of its not too late, id prefer

 

1.nemean Lion 3.20 Catterick currently EVS

2.Always lion 3.25 Musselburgh

3. 3.50 Cheltenham Glory and fortune

Edited January 1, 2019 by DIJACKFROST

[Mad Slasher McGurk]

My other 2 picks both went off at 10/1 as well, they were both 7/2 last night.

[Kinkerbells]

Sorry to interrupt but I don't know where else to ask. What does the term went lame mean?? I hear this alot but still do not know what it means x

[MrUKHackz]

@Kinkerbells

Lameness is an abnormal gait or stance of an animal that is the result of dysfunction of the locomotor system. In the horse, it is most commonly caused by pain, but can be due to neurologic or mechanical dysfunction. Lameness is a common veterinary problem in racehorses, sport horses, and pleasure horses. 

[Miller26]

Jokes aside I’ve had 2 winners out of 36 so far

[Kinkerbells]

1 minute ago, MrUKHackz said:

@Kinkerbells

Lameness is an abnormal gait or stance of an animal that is the result of dysfunction of the locomotor system. In the horse, it is most commonly caused by pain, but can be due to neurologic or mechanical dysfunction. Lameness is a common veterinary problem in racehorses, sport horses, and pleasure horses. 

I'm thick ffs can you shorten this to thick term please. So I take it it's pulled out if it's lame??

[Guest centipede]

14 minutes ago, DIJACKFROST said:

Sorry, Just woke up and forgot about this. Of its not too late, id prefer

 

1.nemean Lion 3.20 Catterick currently EVS

2.Always lion 3.25 Musselburgh

3. 3.50 Cheltenham Glory and fortune

ill do it today mate no worries as kinks was slightly late earlier, but try and get them on time for future days if possible!

[david1111]

36 minutes ago, Miller26 said:

Jokes aside I’ve had 2 winners out of 36 so far

If only you had laid the lot

[Guest centipede]

	01/01/19	First Fence
	ENTRIES	1st Choice	2nd Choice	3rd Choice
1	Centipede	1.55 Fakenham – Kilbrew Boy 2/1	2.25 Exeter – Run to Milan 9/4	1.20 Fakenham – Sideways 11/4
2	Blampy	1.50 Exeter – Article fifty 10/1	1.00 Catterick – Baratineaur 11/8	3.30 Southwell – Angels Acclaim 13/2
3	Markymark	12.30 Muselburgh – Liva 5/2	1.40 Musselburgh – Knockgraffon 4/1	1.15 Exeter – Dandolo Due Gite 10/3
4	David111	12.35 Southwell – Hanati 9/4	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1	1.15 Exeter – Trans Express 2/1
5	1pstaker	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1	12.30 Musselburgh – Al Kherb 6/4	1.40 Musselburgh – Upsilon Bleu 3/1
6	Villalad	1.15 Exeter – Cliffs of Dover 7/2	12.30 Musselburgh – Liva 5/2	1.05 Musselburgh – Dans Le Vent 2/1
7	Miller26	12.35 Southwell – Point Zero 6/4	1.10 Southwell – Global Melody 7/2	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1
8	Solario26	1.45 Southwell – Ornate 3/1	2.45 Catterick – Eureu de Boulay 11/10	1.15 Exeter – Ebony Gale 11/2
9	MrUkHackz	12.35 Southwell – Point Zero 6/4	12.40 Exeter – Precious Bounty	1.20 Fakenham – Apachee Prince 8/1
10	Sirbetsalot	3.50 Cheltenham – Glory and Fortune 7/2	1.35 Catterick – Duke Debarry 3/1	3.20 Catterick – Midnight Queen 8/1
11	DIJACKFROST	3.20 Catterick – Nemean Lion 4/5	3.25 Musselburgh – Always Lion 5/4	3.50 Cheltenham – Glory and Fortune 7/2
12	Crunchienut	1.25 Cheltenham – On the Blind Side 9/4	1.15 Exeter – Cliffs of Dover 7/2	1.30 Fairyhouse – Cairnhill 7/4
13	Kinkerbells	12.55 Fairyhouse – Tara Dylan 10/3	1.25 Cheltenham – Black Op 3/1	2.20 Tramore – Total Recall 5/1
14	4houghts	1.25 – Black Op 3/1	3.20 – Wholestone 6/4	1.40 – Knockgraffon 4/1
15	Jessr	4.05 Exeter – FAV (newagedawning 5/2)
16	Rocknrolla	1.10 Tramore – Dont go Mad 6/1	2.00 Cheltenham – Happy Diva 8/1	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1
17	MadSlasherMcgurk	1.25 Cheltenham – Lost in Translation 3/1	1.50 Exeter – Article 50 10/1	2.25 Exeter – Duke Des Champs 10/1
18	Therealwintersoldier	12.55 Fairyhouse – Tara Dylan 10/3	3.00 Exeter – The Last Day 7/4	12.50 Cheltenham – Rolling Dylan 4/1

[Guest centipede]

see table below

Edited January 1, 2019 by centipede

[Guest centipede]

5 FALLERS AT THE FIRST!

with lostintranslation taking out over half of those competitiors on its own! 

@DIJACKFROST getting off to an early lead in the profit stakes buy laying the 4/5 favourite! well played sir

well done to @david1111 @Miller  @Kinkerbells @therealwintersoldier, whose 3 lays all went off at under 5/1 and all lost

congratulations to @Blampy @MrUKHackz and @Solario333 who also had all 3 losers as their tips, but one or 2 over the 5/1 price

@Crunchienut living dangerously after his second pick came in, but was bailed out by his first pick in the very next race!

@Jessr surviving when the favourite didnt win the last race

 

on to tomorrows racing....

Edited January 1, 2019 by centipede

[Crunchie]

@centipede MR Timmytucks was 2/1 fav of the 4.05, came 6th

[4houghts]

1 minute ago, centipede said:

6 FALLERS AT THE FIRST!

with lostintranslation taking out half of those competitiors on its own! 

@DIJACKFROST getting off to an early lead in the profit stakes buy laying the 4/5 favourite! well played sir

well done to @david1111 @Miller @4houghts @Kinkerbells @therealwintersoldier, whose 3 lays all went off at under 5/1 and all lost

congratulations to @Blampy @MrUKHackz and @Solario333 who also had all 3 losers as their tips, but one or 2 over the 5/1 price

@Crunchienut living dangerously after his second pick came in, but was bailed out by his first pick in the very next race!

 

on to tomorrows racing....

my 3rd pick lost mate not sure if that affects anything''''

[Guest centipede]

Just now, Crunchienut said:

@centipede MR Timmytucks was 2/1 fav of the 4.05, came 6th

good spot! updating now..

[Guest centipede]

1 minute ago, 4houghts said:

my 3rd pick lost mate not sure if that affects anything''''

doesnt affect anything except my colours playing silly buggers!! 

[Crunchie]

1 hour ago, Miller26 said:

Jokes aside I’ve had 2 winners out of 36 so far

that takes some skill mate to do that. I think even if you backed every fave blindly they come in around 3 or 4 times out of 10.

Crack open a betfair or betdaq account, sure Hackz would help you, this time next week you could be rich??

[Guest centipede]

5 minutes ago, Crunchienut said:

@centipede MR Timmytucks was 2/1 fav of the 4.05, came 6th

im glad youre here!

[Guest centipede]

	ENTRIES	Fence 1	Odds	J/F	Profit	Acc Profit
1	DIJACKFROST	Nemean Lion	4/5	J	1.25	1.25
2	Blampy	Barratineaur	11/8	J	0.73	0.73
3	Miller26	Point Zero	6/4	J	0.67	0.67
3	MrUkHackz	Point Zero	6/4	J	0.67	0.67
5	Centipede	Kilbrew Boy	2/1	J	0.50	0.50
5	Jessr	Mr Timmytucks	2/1	J	0.50	0.50
7	David111	Hanati	9/4	J	0.44	0.44
7	Crunchienut	Ontheblindside	9/4	J	0.44	0.44
9	Markymark	Liva	5/2	J	0.40	0.40
10	4houghts	Black Op	3/1	J	0.33	0.33
10	Solario26	Ornate	3/1	J	0.33	0.33
12	Kinkerbells	Tara Dylan	10/3	J	0.30	0.30
12	Therealwintersoldier	Tara Dylan	10/3	J	0.30	0.30
14	1pstaker	Lostintranslation	3/1	F	-1.00	-1.00
14	Villalad	Cliffs Of Dover	7/2	F	-1.00	-1.00
14	Sirbetsalot	Glory and Fortune	7/2	F	-1.00	-1.00
14	Rocknrolla	Lostintranslation	3/1	F	-1.00	-1.00
14	MadSlasherMcgurk	Lostintranslation	3/1	F	-1.00	-1.00

[Markymark]

I maybe as thick as an Elephant omelette, am l out or in?

[Guest centipede]

1 minute ago, Markymark said:

I maybe as thick as an Elephant omelette, am l out or in?

your first choice was Liva, which went off under 5/1 and lost, so you are through.