adamuk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 What is the difference in a Tractor and a Giraffe? One has highdrolics the other has high bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamuk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Two Fish in a Tank one turns round and says, "How do you drive this thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamuk Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Bloke walks in a shop and say please can I have Two Wasps, puzzled the shopkeeper says, we don't sell Wasps sir, outraged the Man says you do there were two ln the window last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 I've been blocked on twitter by Gary Barlow Whatever i said, Whatever i did, I didn't mean it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Its been a while since ive posted a joke !! Whats worse than spiders on your piano Crabs on your organ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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