Bangers 12,857 Posted September 7, 2018 (edited) Soooo we've had the Piss you off thread but with every yang we have a yin Sometimes really simple things cheer me up like the Christmas edition of Eastenders ......... JOKING!! Yeh it can be the simple things like a Dog with it's head out the window of a car going pretty fast down a Road or passes you on the Motorway and kind of looks in at you, Some cracking names going about just now when i hear the mum or Dad shout on their kids i just piss myself laughing, was in Pounland of all places one day and the Scummy Mummy turns to her little darling who was bouncing stock all about the place giving zero fucks and ORDERS her to put this lolly-pop BACK, she called the kid feckin Cleopatra, every bit of my brain was just dancing and thinking .........Cleopatra comin Atcha Now very near me just last week i heard a Dad shout on his wee girl.........................Ariana..........................Yeh man this is feckin Scotland I was on one of those back to work groups in 2011 and i didn't see eye to eye with the Manager dude, he kicked my chair down back onto 4 legs from me swinging back on two, sure i did cool down after an hour or so but he did get a very valuable lesson that day on NOT WHAT to do around some adults ''not fecking children'' ok fair point i was swinging on the chair legs like a child but details FFS Anyway i found out his second name was .........................DICK - so for the next 12 weeks refused to call him by his first name and called him Mr Dick - that cheered me up on a daily basis and cheered up about another 16 others who also found this man a DICK. I still have paperwork from when i was kicked off the course on week 11 and sanctioned for 12 weeks BUT I felt the laugh was worth it, if proof is required on his second name I'll happily provide it, the man was a DICK. So what Cheers You Up ? Edited September 7, 2018 by Bangers 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marky147 865 Posted September 7, 2018 Waking up an hour before I have to get up for work, and then getting to roll over. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 8, 2018 That really friendly waiting staff, Guy or Girl that it all just comes naturally to when serving or taking that food order, I always return the nice gesture with a well deserved Tip, the look on their face as you leave just makes my day 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 17,623 Posted September 8, 2018 When you wake up on a morning disorientated thinking it's work then realise it's Sunday 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest centipede Posted September 8, 2018 getting a text or call from a particular person that you havent seen or spoke to in a while Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poker 3,172 Posted September 8, 2018 1 minute ago, centipede said: getting a text or call from a particular person that you havent seen or spoke to in a while @Miller26 maybe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poker 3,172 Posted September 8, 2018 Waiting (patiently) for many hours, in the back ground, for someone to stuff the hoppers, full of £50 notes on the Casino linked slots, then as they are leaving, with Zero ROI, you pop over, place a neat new plastic £5 in the deposit funds sucker slot and KerChing.. you win on the 1st spin! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brownman24 3,851 Posted September 9, 2018 When your nan meets a younger man so you know he’s going to keep her sexually active 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antonin 3,505 Posted September 10, 2018 When you know tomorrow is a sunny day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 17,623 Posted September 10, 2018 18 hours ago, Brownman24 said: When your nan meets a younger man so you know he’s going to keep her sexually active Ffs reminds me of that little Britain sketch. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 10, 2018 This Video 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brownman24 3,851 Posted September 11, 2018 On 10/09/2018 at 19:14, david1111 said: Ffs reminds me of that little Britain sketch. I dearly wish it was a joke.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blampy 13,844 Posted September 11, 2018 My grandchildren 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blampy 13,844 Posted September 11, 2018 Coconut mushrooms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freddy from the hood 1,176 Posted September 11, 2018 Richie's penis. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blampy 13,844 Posted September 11, 2018 Finishing work on Fridays GTFIT 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david1111 17,623 Posted September 11, 2018 Thoughts of retirement 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, lucy_ba said: Cool side of the pillow You are the first that gets that, that flip over and then out for another Snnnnnoooooozzzzzzeeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 11, 2018 Box fresh trainers Had a cracking pair of DC's a good few years back and was in Blackpool with my daughter and her wee pal, standing in line for one of the Coasters and the wee pal looks down and says...............New white trainers time to Christen, stands on both my toes and twists My daughter Just looked at her as if ..................WTF are you doing It's in my Top 3 things Never to mess with Don't FECK with my Box fresh trainers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 11, 2018 Special fried Wagyu beef in black bean sauce with fried rice Boooosh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 11, 2018 Giant Caramac buttons BUT WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT Freeze them first Where the fcuk do i get this stuff from ? And all my Head teachers said I would NEVER account to anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blampy 13,844 Posted September 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bangers said: Giant Caramac buttons BUT WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT Freeze them first Where the fcuk do i get this stuff from ? And all my Head teachers said I would NEVER account to anything Fecked if I know mate 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangers 12,857 Posted September 15, 2018 Michael Bell sending that one horse from Newmarket up to Musselburgh and winning at my Fav price 5/2 https://www.skysports.com/racing/results/full-result/853651/musselburgh/15-09-2018/luftness-new-supports-mrt-caledonian-cup-handicap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
