Bangers Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share Posted September 6, 2018 Online members that don't read PM's The envelope does tell you when you have mail Why am'I explaining this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinkerbells Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, cant_moaning said: My neighbors put the music super loud while i am watching something ... Or even worse ... while i am sleeping at 4 am... I'd knock on his door kick my way in and smash the fucking stereo up inconsiderate wanker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 7, 2018 Author Share Posted September 7, 2018 3 hours ago, cant_moaning said: My neighbors put the music super loud while i am watching something ... Or even worse ... while i am sleeping at 4 am... My Mum had previous for this when i lived with her, Id get out my bed walk to the living room and just turn it down then go back to bed, Id hear her giggling then she'd turn it back up, id then hear her say to her pals.....................Just like his Da, fecking Killjoy They never seen the funny side when I fancied some hard-house trance when i was leaving for work at 07:00am Funny that, Killjoys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonin Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 22 hours ago, Kinkerbells said: I'd knock on his door kick my way in and smash the fucking stereo up inconsiderate wanker Ahahah, at some point, i wanted to do it!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solario333 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The most annoying thing recently....every time you buy a meal or a drink the person who serves you says ENJOY like a robot.......whats that all about.???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solario333 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 On 07/09/2018 at 01:03, Kinkerbells said: I'd knock on his door kick my way in and smash the fucking stereo up inconsiderate wanker Whilst I share the sentiment I cant help thinking that there should be some apostrophes here to mask the bad language ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Having to suffer watching Jimmy Floyd Hassailbank on Sky Sports Soccer Saturday, christ he makes it look like hard work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poker Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Solario333 said: The most annoying thing recently....every time you buy a meal or a drink the person who serves you says ENJOY like a robot.......whats that all about.???? They have all been trained at the DB school of etiquette!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Poker said: They have all been trained at the DB school of etiquette!!! Flash dance with mc hammer shit. Just quality. Still cringing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poker Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, david1111 said: Flash dance with mc hammer shit. Just quality. Still cringing Whenever my ROI drops down to less than 10%, to make it through, I always take a peek at the David Brent dance video, the clip from Bruce Almighty when he voices over the newsreader video (just try not to cry with laughter at that one!) or one of my all time share it with the world, everyday chunes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 Nice looking girls that have fucked up their beauty by getting Skanky tattoos over their legs and back or worse still CHEST And those tattoos and New big Lips haven't improved things, Nope you are not now some work of art what you have done is fcuked up what you had Some end up on babestation with a daft name like Emma C - notice how it always ends in a C 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Waiting at a busy bar to get served. Everyone else keeps getting served before you. Its like your invisible 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, david1111 said: Waiting at a busy bar to get served. Everyone else keeps getting served before you. Its like your invisible Sooo true mate Cheltenham last year was just bonkers, YES it's busy MEGA BUSY but i had to Headbutt the barman to get his attention I hate big places that have one member of staff just walking about Homebase are guilty as Sin for that HELLO anybody working here FFS 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Bangers said: Sooo true mate Cheltenham last year was just bonkers, YES it's busy MEGA BUSY but i had to Headbutt the barman to get his attention I hate big places that have one member of staff just walking about Homebase are guilty as Sin for that HELLO anybody working here FFS Always the same for me, never got served quickly. I was like a cockney walking into a pub owned by the peaky blinders Edited September 8, 2018 by david1111 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 Roulette on a ferry that pays 30/1 for straight Numbers DFDS Ferries Sort that shit out you SCUMBAGS https://www.dfdsseaways.co.uk/customer-service/contact-us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Monday's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blampy Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 51 minutes ago, david1111 said: Monday's Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Clients that cancel meetings on the day after my employee has already travelled 200miles to their headquarters. Give me a break, I don't care if your granny has died. The little cunt I sent down there always tries to claim 10% extra on my companies mileage claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 Staff in the Job Centre that fail to understand i like a good lie-in Fecking 15:30 appointments, who the feck is active at these times ? Crazy buggers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 10 hours ago, Denman said: Clients that cancel meetings on the day after my employee has already travelled 200miles to their headquarters. Give me a break, I don't care if your granny has died. The little cunt I sent down there always tries to claim 10% extra on my companies mileage claims. R.I.P Gran and sorry on behalf of this mans Language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Boy racers in their twatmobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy from the hood Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 vegetarians 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player1173 Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 10/09/2018 at 11:04, Denman said: Clients that cancel meetings on the day after my employee has already travelled 200miles to their headquarters. Give me a break, I don't care if your granny has died. The little cunt I sent down there always tries to claim 10% extra on my companies mileage claims. It is standard practice to bump those business miles up mate! Go easy on the little c@#t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, david1111 said: Boy racers in their twatmobiles. That's my fecking Car WideO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 Need to get a Pic of this but people that hang Flags out their window ALL the FECKING time YIPP we know this is Scotland Ya TOOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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