Bangers Posted May 30, 2023 Author Share Posted May 30, 2023 How did this world get by without leaf blowers ? Always seems to be 2 or 3 fudgers walking around this area with leaf blowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaLad Posted May 30, 2023 Share Posted May 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Bangers said: How did this world get by without leaf blowers ? Always seems to be 2 or 3 fudgers walking around this area with leaf blowers The most pointless things invented what’s the point blowing leaves from 1 place to another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted May 30, 2023 Author Share Posted May 30, 2023 2 hours ago, VillaLad said: The most pointless things invented what’s the point blowing leaves from 1 place to another Should really invest in one just in case the Jug of doom spills over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted May 30, 2023 Author Share Posted May 30, 2023 People that live near you that sit in the garden but can't string a single sentence together without swearing Fookin Clowns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywilliams11872 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Nescafe Dolce Gusto Mrs W bought me a new coffee machine last week - leaks water due to a faulty gasket on the water tank. Contacted amazon, they sent me direct to Dolce. Contact dolce and say this tank is flooding my office so can i have a new one please - yes of course you can but you have to pay for it. Apparently the water tank is not covered as part of the guarantee which is pretty piss poor and put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucy_tgc Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 22 minutes ago, andywilliams11872 said: Nescafe Dolce Gusto Mrs W bought me a new coffee machine last week - leaks water due to a faulty gasket on the water tank. Contacted amazon, they sent me direct to Dolce. Contact dolce and say this tank is flooding my office so can i have a new one please - yes of course you can but you have to pay for it. Apparently the water tank is not covered as part of the guarantee which is pretty piss poor and put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day Sounds like the only thing you can do is leave a 1 and scathing review about the product and upload the pictures with it. You might get a response that way from Amazon or the seller to try and rectify it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 hours ago, andywilliams11872 said: Nescafe Dolce Gusto Mrs W bought me a new coffee machine last week - leaks water due to a faulty gasket on the water tank. Contacted amazon, they sent me direct to Dolce. Contact dolce and say this tank is flooding my office so can i have a new one please - yes of course you can but you have to pay for it. Apparently the water tank is not covered as part of the guarantee which is pretty piss poor and put me in a foul mood for the rest of the day That’s god paying you back for the snippy irn bru comment yesterday hardman.. anyway offices are for working in, not sitting guzzling coffee all day. Another bone idle, workshy TGC member p.s. it takes two minutes to stick a kettle on and make coffee. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywilliams11872 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 2 hours ago, Blacko said: That’s god paying you back for the snippy irn bru comment yesterday hardman.. anyway offices are for working in, not sitting guzzling coffee all day. Another bone idle, workshy TGC member p.s. it takes two minutes to stick a kettle on and make coffee. I agree it only takes two minutes - but Shelley gets annoyed with me coming down stairs constantly annoying her so its easier for her to leave me in my office with a coffee machine lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 According to Elon Musk we’re all heading for the dole queue soon. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12705823/Well-never-work-Elon-Musk-tells-Rishi-Sunak-rise-magic-genie-AI-eventually-mean-no-one-need-job-extraordinary-interview-Prime-Minister-Bletchley-Park-summit.html I’ve already headhunted @MrUKHackz replacement.. and it has more hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andywilliams11872 Posted November 3, 2023 Share Posted November 3, 2023 42 minutes ago, Blacko said: According to Elon Musk we’re all heading for the dole queue soon Knowing my luck, I would buy one of those advanced ai sex robots and after 6 months it would still end up fucking off and taking half my money and the house 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 Those females that loose their FK'n minds over Christmas. NUTTERS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 That programme on the BBC where the bird hangs around folk throwing old shite into skips. Rescues some old pish stained chair and pays some eejit a couple of ton to put new material on it before punting it to some daft fucker for a Monkey. More money than sense these screwballs have. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 The Youtube algorythm, - I watched one video of a vet fixing an infected hoof on a horse because I was interested to see how it would turn out and now I'm being inundated with dozens of pus filled hoof videos as viewing suggestions along with people and their plook squeezing vids. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 19 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: The Youtube algorythm, - I watched one video of a vet fixing an infected hoof on a horse because I was interested to see how it would turn out and now I'm being inundated with dozens of pus filled hoof videos as viewing suggestions along with people and their plook squeezing vids. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 40 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: The Youtube algorythm, - I watched one video of a vet fixing an infected hoof on a horse because I was interested to see how it would turn out and now I'm being inundated with dozens of pus filled hoof videos as viewing suggestions along with people and their plook squeezing vids. Every horse you stick up on here has 4 infected hooves, no wonder the old algorithm has you worked out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solario333 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 On 31/10/2023 at 09:58, lucy_tgc said: Sounds like the only thing you can do is leave a 1 and scathing review about the product and upload the pictures with it. You might get a response that way from Amazon or the seller to try and rectify it. If you bought it on a credit card you can claim for faulty goods . Also the Sale of Goods act does mean that cannot refuse a full refund if the goods are unsatisfactory and returned within a set period . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 1 hour ago, Blacko said: Every horse you stick up on here has 4 infected hooves, no wonder the old algorithm has you worked out. Any more of your cheek and I will cancel your membership to my private tipping service. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1111 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 25 minutes ago, Mad Slasher McGurk said: Any more of your cheek and I will cancel your membership to my private tipping service. Was it you that tipped me the horse called Weak Bladder and told me it would piss it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Slasher McGurk Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 14 minutes ago, david1111 said: Was it you that tipped me the horse called Weak Bladder and told me it would piss it That's more like me throughout the night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 27 Author Share Posted March 27 Curry's & Argos now only selling those diversity Hoovers . . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Mok Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 My list is way tooooooo long. But Number 1 would have to be people who eat with their mouths open and eat like a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangers Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 The family next door to me that have just hung up a large set of wooden garden wind chimes These utter FCUKS never know what to do next, she'll jet wash her driveway about 97 times from now till October, seen this utter plum out jet washing in the rain, anytime I walk past her I always take the piss asking her if Kevin McCloud is coming, Or George Clarke Might get one of those Blu tooth speakers and the 2nd she fires up the Karcher, I'll fire up some HARD TRANCE music and drown her jet washing out and they fooking stupid arse wind chines, feel like I'm in the feckin Congo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacko Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 minutes ago, Bangers said: The family next door to me that have just hung up a large set of wooden garden wind chimes These utter FCUKS never know what to do next, she'll jet wash her driveway about 97 times from now till October, seen this utter plum out jet washing in the rain, anytime I walk past her I always take the piss asking her if Kevin McCloud is coming, Or George Clarke Might get one of those Blu tooth speakers and the 2nd she fires up the Karcher, I'll fire up some HARD TRANCE music and drown her jet washing out and they fooking stupid arse wind chines, feel like I'm in the feckin Congo Better than having some manky fuckers next door hardman. I’m getting plagued with these fucking rats again, 3 I’ve killed in the last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrUKHackz Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 47 minutes ago, Blacko said: Better than having some manky fuckers next door hardman. I’m getting plagued with these fucking rats again, 3 I’ve killed in the last week. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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