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Heard a story on tv recently.

Old chap was very ill and literally only had hours to live. One thing he loved was the smell of his wife's freshly baked sausage rolls.

He was sat in his chair and the waft of the sausage rolls met his nose so he dragged himself up from his chair and slowly fought his way to the kitchen to follow the smell.

He saw the sausage rolls were out and used his weary hand to grab a last sausage roll only to be slapped on his hand by the wife who said no they are for the funeral

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