MrUKHackz

@t7fixer Welcome aboard mate We have a fruit machine section here too which is pretty quiet, maybe you could share some knowledge with us

You like them big with no tatts aye!

I'm so sorry to hear this mate, may he rest in peace and God bless his soul.

Right, re-post your sea cucumber ffs

A sea cucumber with bollocks yes

Just for clarity bottoms are allowed!

Now that is very rude young man.

Its there above you isn't it

Yes thats why I've blanked the name so you can show it where you like and for any doubters the receipt numbers there, post away!!

Its quite accurate but I don't see the fascination myself, anyway, it looks almost like a photo, well done.

Had eagle eyes today and spotted this...

I can confirm they're not banned, so if you would like to photoshop a sea cucumber into kinks hand then I cant see a problem!

It's not about being inappropriate, it's about @Rocknrolla rule that says no penis pictures on the site, it all started when Jake the old mod posted a picture of a man with his erect shaft up a morris minors exhaust pipe, and it was very graphic. Thats when the 2017 no penis statute was drawn up, sorry.

Depends how well drawn it was, you're clearly getting better on paint! Not to change the subject but have you heard of Jim'll Paint It? Bit of a shit name I agree as it conjures images up of the jingle jangle jimmy, however, this guy can paint anything you ask using just Microsoft Paint! Really quite a talented chap and I implore you to go and have a butchers at his art. Few examples below