MrUKHackz

Lets just say we know I now reside in Newquay and weirdly just a few miles away 10 Banksys have appeared, I'm saying nothing, nothing to do with me. P.S. Banksy is not one person, my mate has 100's of pieces of (his) original work

Ha haa brilliant, enjoy him mate, he may even be your new good luck charm, don't forget to take him to the van!

Right folks, short notice but hows this, you guess how many minutes and seconds the whole of Saturdays Big Fight card lasts and whoever gets the closest wins a signed and framed Ricky Hatton boxing glove that I won in a charity auction, ready? Lets go Champ! Heres the card Andy Ruiz Jr Vs Anthony Joshua (12 Rounds) Alexander Povetkin Vs Michael Hunter (12 Rounds) Filip Hrgovic Vs Eric Molina (12 Rounds) Dillian Whyte Vs Mariusz Wach (10 Rounds) Mahammadrasul Majidov Vs Tom Little (8 Rounds) Ivan "Hopey" Price Vs Swedi Mohamed (4 Rounds) So that is 6 fights that are all scheduled for This Saturday, each round is potentially 3 mins long so if all 6 fights went the distance it would be 174 mins, so no guessing over that number! You have until Saturday around 6pm to get your guesses in, Good Luck!

Beauties!

Oii it looks splendid and you know it does squire!

To me it's similar to the Max Factor advert, you will never achieve Elle Macpherson levels of beauty from the product, but that's the way it's sold to you, in fact it's the way everything is sold to you, even a BigMac doesn't look like the picture does it. Absolutely not, they have a bigger legal team than OJ Simpson and know precisely what they are doing is perfectly legal.

What a sick win @ellisofcoventry Just at the perfect time of year too, withdraw it and buy yourself something!

Heres a few more pictures from the TGC Gnomes Gnomeberry

Fudge giving it back as a punishment, just give yourself a slapped botty and move on, enjoy the money!

Adam needs to learn the head bobble, it can mean yes, no and fuck off, It can be used in all situations!

@TGC GNOME Has met an Indian relative already, these little fellas get about I'll tell ya!

Adam and Gnome have travelled the 250kms today and saw some wonderful sights as well as trying a McDonalds burger that was overly spicy and not very enjoyable, they saw a bread enthusiast taking his daily collection home and they also went for a ride in the worlds most unroadworthy car in existence!! May there travels be safe and their journey continue unhindered...

OMG I cant believe you said that, my Dad was a fireman was 25+ years and that guy jumped out to me like a sore thumb, they were the old dangerous cylinders that could explode!! I believe the more modern ones are pretty much impossible to make explode as they have safety measures that let the cylinder vent or something. Good old India, they don't give a monkeys toss!!

Heres @adamuk and @TGC GNOME Meeting a new Indian friend, warms your cockles.

Okay so this thread is going to be somewhere you can follow the TGC gnomes adventure around India helping out the locals and less fortunate than us. He is accompanying @adamuk and updating via phone when he can as the internet is very hit and miss, so I will re-upload here for your viewing pleasure. To begin with we have a video from the first stop, tomorrow he has 250kms to travel across India so they wanted to get some shut eye, this is what was outside the window!