RB91

In my petrol car?

I always fill up to the brim. Just a habit because I always have work vans and I’m used to filling up.

Phone the pigs. That’s highly illegal.

You pretty much only have virgin and BT for the vast majority of the Uk. If you’re not with virgin, you’re using BT’s infrastructure. There are a few small exceptions to the rule though.

It’s Shunsuke Nakamura ya fuckin’ doughball.

Okay Dad

Only talk facts son.

Check you out, even the big boss @Rocknrolladidn’t notice. You’ll be getting @MrUKHackz’ job next.

Brexit is the best! I’d happily swap food, fuel and free movement for blue passports, a wee crown on pint glasses and the imperial measuring system.

99RON, it was 149.9 but it magically jumped up to 156.6

My fuel has gone up to 156.6 a litre.

Maybe they meant “isolate Britain” and they’re a pro-brexit bunch.

Shit flows downhill and payday is on Thursday. - all a plumber knows.

Find your pal’s old man’s videos was always a good one. It really set in stone what a dirty old creep he was.

Myself and a colleague were talking about that a couple of weeks ago, the kids of today won’t know the joy of finding one.