Blacko

I’m a little confused at Sir James Dysons role. I am aware that he is busting a gut instructing his company to step up in processing ventilators. Is he stepping up to honouring his Royal title or is he moving in to cash in on a desperate situation?. He did move his production out of the UK leaving me suspicious. I can’t stand anything connected to royalty or peerages or titles to be honest. The whole lot of them are fucking useless.

I’m good boss, nice to see u lad.

Take RBs advice lad and do it now. Ignoring of said advice will result in a kick to the balls.

Think this is one for @MrUKHackz m8

Think I wouldn’t mind an affair with ur wife’s Sister but I don’t know about having you as a Brother in Law.

Fucking hell @Hacko 1 that’s a black eye mate. Give urself a break for a while lad, it’s tough trying to earn out their at the moment.

I was going to divorce her and run off with one of the ladies on the forum. Up to this moment I’m an inch away from @Cheryl T phone member, @Kinkerbells is considering it! and @Jok3st3r told me to fuck off. Jess and Lucy fucked off and currently have a TGC restraining order on me.

I’ve been thinking about u recently m8, I thought it unusual not to see u around.

3 years but been with the ball and chain for 14 years, I think.

I had a Beatles tribute and Elvis impersonator at my wedding at the Airdrie football stadium, it was a blast.

He’s very good that lad, none of the dressing up in jumpsuits crap. I’ve seen some terrible Elvis acts over the years. The best one I’ve seen and met is an English lad called Ben Portsmouth, he started off OK but now acts like a prick thinking he’s the main man.

I actually did a couple of Elvis spots in Lanzarote many moons ago

Now now Rual Mote calm down! Gazza will be round soon with a fishing rod and 6 cans of cider.

Cmon now folks “Don’t be cruel”

Judging by the shitehole he lives in I assume that his best song is “In the ghetto”